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By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 January 2008

OMG

I snapped the CD in half like you said, but then something strange happened. It sort of melted into a pool of shiny metalic liquid, then the 2 halfs moved towards one another and recombined. But that is not all! The pool of liquid then started to grow, and turned into a small robot! It had a tiny little gun, and started to shoot me!! At least it did not hurt, but it sure stung like hell. While it was peppering me with its tiny bullets, it moved to my pile of blank CD's. Now this is the strangest thing of all. While shooting at me, it reached out with its hand towards the pile of blank CD's. Two little tentacles shot out from its wrists, and planted themselves in the pile of CD's. You will not believe what happened next. Every one of those CD's turned into a copy of Windows Bob. Except for the topmost one, which turned into Microsoft Windows Ultimate.

But then it did the most cruel thing that it could ever do. It said to me: "If you do not want the same thing to happend to your Games, reinstall Windows Vista on your PC immediatly. You will then take each of the other CD's to everybody you know that owns a Mac. You will infiltrate their homes, and install Bob on their Macs. Now that they have an Intel chip inside, you can install it. Fortunatly, Mac OS X was based on Bob, so they should not notice any differences. Soon Microsoft will be installed on all machines! They will be ASS-imilated."

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Thankfully, good old Linux is immune to Windows. Linux is the anti-Microsoft-virus.

PS: I hear KDE 4 really really sucks. It's suppose to be some shitty knockoff of Vista's interface.

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is some shitty knockoff of some other operating system...

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