It wasn't me!

I don't even speak french

Joystiq reports: French delivery truck hijacked, 6,000 copies of Modern Warfare 3 stolen

If you're in the Créteil area and happen to see two people in a delivery truck grinning like maniacs and most likely high-fiving a lot, you may want to contact the authorities. And everyone -- let's settle down. Modern Warfare 3 comes out on Tuesday. It's not worth jail time to play this one a few hours early.