You are hereI see Paris, I see France, I see Moxxi's...

I see Paris, I see France, I see Moxxi's...


By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 October 2012

...blue panties

Graybush leads us to the blue bush.

You all remember Moxxi from Borderlands 2 don't you? Turns out that the developers, Gearbox Software, knew you would want a peep up her drawers and they made it possible. Typically Graybush was the first one of us to figure it out and he lead us all through the jumping perambulation required to get us to the promised land. Although none of us made it first try.

However, despite the number of falls, I am pleased to report that the HoC Moxxi's Panty Raid was a success!

And the view from below was enlightening.


Well. You can see just about everything from down here.

But best to be sure and properly test out our new sniper rifle at the same time.


Wow, yes, that sniper rifle does have a good zoom. A very good zoom.

Whoops, busted! How does she see past those **cough**, **cough** nevermind.

Graybush and I both led Coxxorz underneath Moxxi's bar without telling him why. I got him perfectly placed (Graybush was back guiding Shadow of Doom) and then told him to look up. The ensuing laughter was priceless.

A couple of things.

    There is a lot of jumping required and lots of opportunities to fall. You will have to start over.

    The only way we could find to get out from under Moxxi was to jump to our death. Our first peek cost us $39,000 (combined). What can I say, Moxxi is an expensive gal but she claims she is worth it.

And to Coxxorz how could not believe we lead him through all that jumping for a quick look up Moxxi's skirt, I have this defense. We've done it all before in Borderlands 1. And they were blue back then as well. I hope Moxxi washed them between games.

Tour anyone?


For those of you who can not find Graybush or myself for a guide to underneath Moxxi... 's bar, here is a video to help you. Or you could do your own search as there appear to be a thousand of these things for some reason.

SeanmcR6's picture

wait...how do you see up her skirt in BL1?

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Or so I'm told... cough cough.

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I never noticed she wore different things on each leg before.

And is it my imagination, or are they... smaller?

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HEY! THIS SHOULD HAVE A WARNING!

Because certain members are well... easily offended....

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