Conversation last night with Q-Bert / Jehreg

This is a transcript of a chat I had last night with Q-Bert where he is attempting to plan his arrival in MTL from his weeklong cruise in the Bahamas with Blackwat, wives and kids.

Q-Bert: Ping
Mo: Pong
Q: Need you to relay a message to our uncle
M: K
Q: If all ok, arriving at YUL from ATL on DL4859 at 15:55 tomorrow.
M: He is picking you up?
Q: Say that to him. Tell him that I need to dig out a Hynday Elantra licence TANLINZ at sector #274 exterior longterm parking south YUL parking.
Q: And Hyndai Santa Fe lincence BIGLOZER two rows west of other car, near.
M: Ok, what exactly am I relaying to him. Your arrival time for the purpose of pickup? Your arrival time because you are supposed to meet?
Q: We need help cuz we have coats but no correct boots and no shovel...
M: I see.
Q: No, he has no idea I am on vacation I am appealing to him becaise my car is outside in YUL, and I have no shovel.
Q: He does not have to dig us out, just give us access to a shovel.

I am sure we all feel bad for both of our vacationing (friends?) and we all give them a resounding BOOOHOOHOO! when faced with the prospect of digging out the snow from their 2 vehicles, while we had to dig out from 52 cm of hell!

He should have to dig hiself out with a kids plastic shovel (the 2 inch toy shovel kind) while wearing a speedo! Although I think that falls under some kind of cruel and unusual punishment for anybody that would have to see him dressed in such fashion wear. Oh and Blackwalt should join him. The women can go to Timmies and enjoy a nice coffee with the kids and laugh at them for us.