Beware of conversations with Q-Bert

I may have started this...

So HerdofCats.ca is having issues with scheduling stories. This, of course, only effects me as I am the only one who does this.

So I sent an request for a fix to Q-Bert who quickly responded with:

I have an idea.

I could just leave it there and be done with it except that just wouldn't be random enough. So...

I immediately respond with:

Well okay Q-Bert, but where will we find a duck and a hose at this hour?

Which the more astute among you (I have no idea who that refers to either) will recognize as one of Pinky's responses to the Brain from the are you pondering what I'm pondering? list.

To which I get back, more than fairly, this link.

Fine Q-Bert you win. Now I am going online with Moricerevek's credit card to buy both a duck and a hose. No idea what I will do with them but...

PS- I am scheduling this story in advance so it may never see the light of day...

Ninja edit by Q-Bert: Well, it's scheduled in 12 minutes, so if it's not posted by the time I come back from the data center call this morning, I'll deal with it then.