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What's next, a tax for porn??
The music industry thinks it would be a really neat idea to force all Internet users to pay a mandatory extra $5/mth on our ISP bill in order to have access to music. This will obviously end well.
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We already pay a tariff on blank media, which is supposed to go to the poor starving musicians (to help pay for gold-plated M&M's), thereby making music downloads legal by default.
But you could always pray for Steve Jobs' latest plan to succeed: a one-time surcharge on the price of a new iPod to give you access to unlimited downloads for the life of the player.
Yay Steve... stick it to da man!
Communism.
I mean seriously. Declare bankruptcy now!
Porn without links is worthless. Stop teasing us!!!!!!!!!!!!
Won't happen again.
Your next post better have gallery links, or I will not be held responsible for what happens next...
Don't get angry... Here you go:
A painful death. I see bamboo under the fingernails, mustart (combination of mustard and pop-tarts) rubbed into open wounds, chinese water torture, making you listen to akufadumai sing 'I'd be bonin every minute' over and over.
** to be sang to the theme of "if I only had a brain" **
I'd be bonin' every minute,
my corn cob always in it,
screamin' out her name
I'd be suckin' on her tit,
while I'm rubbin' down her clit,
if I only had a dame
I would whip her with a lasso,
lick her little asshole,
makin' sure she came
I'd be playin' with her boobs,
while I'm shaving off her pubes,
if I only had a dame
now, I could tell you why my dick would be so red
cuz for hours & hours she would give me head,
and then I'd come & come again
I would lick her little twat,
hit the g-spot,
make her go insane
I'd be always penetratin'
even when she's menstruatin'
if I only had a dame
It's quite a catchy tune ...
Now all you have to do is imagine me singing that naked....
HAHAHA...
Now that I have a x360 cam you guys are in for some interesting scenes....
Damn you! My eyes!
I meant to post this, and not the above...
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