Grand Theft Auto 5: Review-a-Palooza

Because why not?

Even Coxxorz couldn't stop me! (Because he isn't awake yet...)

• The Verge with no actual score. Just a bunch of words...




a wild ride through a crazy world - Andrew Webster

• IGN with a perfect 10 - Masterpiece.




Preposterously enjoyable, breathtaking in scope and bitingly funny, GTA V is a landmark game. - Keza MacDonald

• IGN with a 9.




GTA V is a complicated and fascinating game, one that fumbles here and there and has an unnecessary strain of misogynistic nastiness running through it. - Carolyn Petit

• Cnet just words again - lives up to hype.




Without a doubt, Grand Theft Auto V is one of, if not the most immersible video games ever created that completely transforms you into one of its three uniquely developed characters. Los Santos is an enormous, fully realized city with a distinct personality that represents a blunt, yet honest and absurd commentary on American life and culture. – CNET Editor

• Spong with 5/5.




it doesn’t all come down the size. There’s just so much to do, you could tease out the main story months, between bouts of other endeavours. – Gareth Edwards

• Rev3games with 5/5 video review.

• Digital Chumps with 9.8.




It sets a new bar in the series in every possible way, and ensures that the next generation version of GTA is going to be massive. – Nathaniel Stevens

Kotaku with a yes.




Rockstar Games has scaled a mountain with Grand Theft Auto V, creating the best-looking, best-sounding and, most importantly, best-playing version of gaming's most notorious franchise. – Stephen Totilo