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Santa Visits Space Station

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 December 2011

No one had better wake me early either

Via Geeks are Sexy.


The HoC Christmas tradition continues, Mark II

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 December 2011

Not to be outdone...

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Just in case of any confusion, despite the Zombie eyes, that is Playful our new cat. We have had him since August. The Calico kitten is Scout who we have had for exactly two weeks today.

It's an HoC Christmas tradition!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 December 2011

Two years in a row makes it a tradition, doesn't it?

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And just in case you forgot last year's *cough* classic *cough*:
Merry Christmas from... well...


Only in Japan

By Coxxorz - Posted on 23 December 2011

I wish they were that creative in malls here!

How the Daleks saved Christmas

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 December 2011

Exterminate...

...Stormblade...

Clicking on the image or on the link below will take you to a larger, easier to read version.

Via Geeks are Sexy.

HoC Random Cat video of the day – 12232011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 December 2011

This cat is so going on the naughty list

I mean, I would do this to Stormblade or Q-Bert but to an innocent cat? Come on, that's just wrong.

Via the Chive.

Black Friday: Most popular YouTube video of 2011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 December 2011

This week: Most popular YouTube video of 2011

    The rest of the top 10? A talking dog, a Jack Sparrow parody song, two babies talking to each other, Nyan Cat, Karmin's ear-ending, life transforming Chris Brown cover, an SNL skit, a little girl on the piano, a VW commercial, and some cats. Phew.

I can't believe she beat out some cats!

Via Gizmodo.

Santa isn't vegan

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 December 2011

I'm with Santa on this one

Via 9Gag.

Interesting

By Akuf - Posted on 22 December 2011

Interesting

And if I was a good graphic artist I would also add Coxxorz + Stormblade + Blackwalt = Rebecca Black

A Very Arkham City Christmas

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 December 2011

With two of the Penguins finest henchmen

That's two Christmas Batman posts just in case you are keeping track. It could be worse. It could be Weird Al Yankovic.

(Don't worry, I'm saving those...)

Via Geeks are Sexy.

Holy Bat Christmas Carol

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 December 2011

It's subtle but it's there

Who knew that Batman owned a lazy boy?

"Alfred! More beer!"

Via 9Gag.

Nice night for some gaming

By Coxxorz - Posted on 21 December 2011

-00-00

If you didn't crash on the way home today, why not do some killing tonight?
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Same old, same old

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 21 December 2011

So, it's not just happening to me ;)

Apparently, this issue I've having with putting a full clip into people and them not dying has been documented by several other people on YouTube

here's one vid:

There are a couple tip videos to overcome said lag.

1. Disable Theatre mode. Several people suggest this, but your games won't be recorded. Not an issue for me as I have my own recording..and the theatre recording is crap anyway. Read more

Religious Freedom

By Akuf - Posted on 21 December 2011

From: George Takei's facebook page

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 21 December 2011

Episode: Remember to remove the Labels

Back in November I had a job interview with a Gaming/Multimedia/Marketing/Production company.
The "Middleman" specifically instructed me NOT wear a suit and to wear a gaming type t-shirt if I had one.

Well, I don't own any gaming type tshirts because as I told many (read Revek) of you before wearing any kind of gaming attire is a fashion faux pas, so I asked if I can wear my Gears of War costume. They said it would be a bit much.

So, I called the resident expert (read Revek) on where to obtain a gaming t-shirt. He mentioned a few places including Walmart, though I have this thing about giving Walmart money but after going to several other places I was left with no choice.

So I bought an Assassin's creed t-shirt....

At the job interview...
The two guys that interviewed me one is a two, soon to be three time published author of programming books. And the other actually worked at Apple to help develop the original Mac, so I thought holy crap I really have to impress these guys.

Everyting went well, that is until the end, as I am walking out of the boardroom the Former Apple guy (who is Russian) stops me and says: "I can not let you leave with this on." Reaches on my shirt and removes the "XXL" sticker from it. I can feel the redness creep up on my face and thinking ok this it. I messed up.

They sent me a test to write. Sent it back. Two days later I got the job...

And I am starting on January 3rd..


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