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The next Wolfenstein

....How close Revek got

Ok this is how this all started Accomplice #1 and myself sent a text message to victim saying: "Press 6 to view the rest of this message"
Then Revek himself and accomplice #2 came into the picture

And here is the email conversation that followed:

Victim:
What is that text you guys sent Press 6 to receive the rest of the message?

Accomplice #1:
must be broken...have you called anyone with a '6' in their phone number recently?

Victim:
Yes it has a 6 but i press and nothing happens.

Do i reply with a 6 and send?

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Seeing as how no one is playing any of our regular shooters anymore.

And I am never around when you guys play COD4. Since I am still at level 12 or something like that, I always seem to be the red shirt when I join games with crackly voiced prepubescent teens that seem to always be around talking tough because they are somewhere else in the world.

Anyway...

Well I have been a fan of the UT series for quite some time.
And the game is more or less the same as it's predecessors. Read more

Canada Quiz

And this is not about hooters either...

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Well over the weekend in an email loop for some of the volunteers for City Chase Ottawa.

So here is my actual response:

Hey guys since the majority of us are in the West end why not meet at the Local Herpes (Local Heroes for you non Ottawans) on Clyde.

It was a typo which I didn't realize until one of the girls who happens to be one of my "special friends" replies:

I hope that is a Freudian slip....lol

xoxo
See you tomorrow

UN convenes and proclaims Jay Allard master chief of the world. Owner ship of halo is now mandatory and it is a jailable offence to abandon an online game before it's conculsion Read more

I can picture HoC doing this now.

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I think I would be shooting at the hot chicks first

In GTA4.

Though I found quite amusing that you heard the oh yeah's and the way the controller vibrated.

Hey Revek have you Lost Yours?

I mean in GTA4 because we all know......oh nevermind

I was number 27 with 783.

10. BILL WYMAN
CONQUESTS: 1,000-PLUS
In 1965 the Rolling Stones calculated that in a two-year period, Mick Jagger had mounted 30 different women, Keith Richards six, rhythm guitarist Brian Jones 130, drummer Charlie Watts none, and bassist Bill Wyman 278. “You used to have three or four a night sometimes,” Wyman said recently. “You’d spend a couple of hours with them and say bye. Then about half an hour later you’d say, ‘That one in the red dress.’”

9. EARVIN “MAGIC” JOHNSON
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Though I would rather not experience an enema but I have to admit the nurses are doing it for me.

For some reason I can see QBert laughing at this

http://www.flickr.com/photos/27373994@N02/2554310312/sizes/o/

SFW
There are some racie lyrics
And some fully clothed sexual scenes

...I think this could explain a lot about Revek.