Akuf's blog

So over the weekend I went out for a friend's birthday.

And at a table I see these two girls
one of them made Paris Hilton look fat
The other made Rosie O'Donnell (sp?) look skinny.

They made eye contact with me and told me to go over.
So I naturally do because ugly girls usually have pretty friends.

SO I am not going to bore you with all the small talk crap.
Here is where it got fun.

They asked me to take a picture of them.
I take the camera and say:

"Why, don't you ladies stand over there" Read more

What I like:
1) The up to 8 person chat outside of a game
2) copying the game to the HD I copied GOW2 yesterday and holy crap the noise level was almost gone...almost
3) The interface for games I like how you can see your achievements easier etc
4) The fact that you can still get the blade interface by pressing the xbox button...Thank goodness...Coxxorz and I agree with this option.

What I hate
1) the Miis....uh... I mean Avatars....I think they did this to attract Wii losers...I mean...users. The childish interface will appeal to them and parents. Read more

It seems that when I click on a friend without an Avatar my xbox freezes when I try to exit their profile.
Works ok with friends with Avatars.

BTW QBert you look like spock
And Revek I think you need to add a few pounds to yours

:)

Since I have told you many of my success stories
Here is one of my failures

Walking through Confederation Park (Elgin & Laurier).
And I see this girl pushing a stroller.
Now, in my books she was a about a 7 the fact the she has a kid lowers that a bit.

Regardless here is the conversation

Me: Hey what a cute little girl you have there
Her: It's a boy not a girl (I knew this I just wanted to start the conversation)
Me: well you know at that age you can't really tell unless your changing them
Her: Laughs, do you have any kids.
Me: No, are you going to have any more kids? Read more

And I may get flamed here (just remember I know Kung Fu, Karate and other dangerous words).

WTF, is it with you guys and your obsession with zombies?

It still seems like a lot of tun

The Source is going bankrupt and they are liquidating everything.

Though I must admit I have not seen anything flattering yet.

I was at the wine at the Wine and Food show last night with the guys. Never take a date to an event like that.

One of my buddy's boss was there and his wife says this to me:

her: "You're like a cross between Charlie Sheen and Patrick Waterburton"
me: "uh...thanks...why?"
her: "Charlie Sheen because it seems you know every woman in here and Patrick Waterburton because you are as nutty as Elaine's boyfriend (Puddy) on Seinfeld"
her: "It's kind of a compliment"
me: "Yeah, thanks" Read more

Well...

Chinup girl comes to my house picks me up in a mercedes C230
Granted poor man's mercedes but benz none the less.
We go downtown (blue cactus) have dinner few drinks we go for a walk and chat
At this point it is almost midnight.
Her: Damn
Me: what?
Her: nothing
Me: what?
her: you are going to make fun of me
me: no I won't seriously (fingers crossed)
her: well I pre-ordered Gears of War 2 and I want to go pick it up
me: *blink**blink**blink**agape* (thinking she was kidding) Read more

Downloaded and played the demo.
It was quite fun. Though the controls take a little getting used to.
I think Coxxorz will enjoy the 'race' aspect to it.

WARNING: If you easily get motion sickness I would suggest not playing it

90 seconds worth watching from the elections

Actually it was 150, I had over 800 of them at home had to get rid of some before I make a new batch. Revek was kind enough to assist me in off loading this at the beer store. If knew he was going to take a picture I would have prettied myself up.

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Some of these and these pretty creative, I especially like the breathalyzer.

What an Idiot!!!!! Bail negative you moron...

Moron Fails on Terrible Squat Thrust - Watch more free videos

In case anyone cares.