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Are you smarter then a Fine Arts student?


By Noir - Posted on 04 April 2008

I made a comment of the last article talking about the stupid Fine Arts question of the day.

That got me thinking about that stupid ass show: You think you are smarter then a fifth grader. Stupid ass show indeed. Clearly most Americans are not smarter then a fifth grader otherwise such shit would never make it onto TV.

Therefore, I need to call up FOX, or whatever network will take the idea, to create a NEW show called, you guessed it, "Are you smarter then a Fine Arts Student?" They can ask questions like: "What would be the best material to draw with: a) Pencil b) Rocks c) Water d) Your own feces ?"

The answer to the about question, is d).

Q-Bert's picture

Aren't feces considered a soft medium in Fine Arts ?

Noir's picture

not necessarily. Feces can be hardened through a process that Fine Arts students like to call "de-waterizing". AKA. drying. Although, as far as I know most Fine Art students like to use fresh feces, so yes, it's typically a soft medium.

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