No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No. No.

That the pole would have a slot to hold the Wii controller, like the tenis racket or the steering wheel attachments, located somewhere in the middle. The game would then detect the swaying from the pole generated by the dancer as she (I am not going to even bother putting the he/she refference, as no man would ever get cought dead doing this. Unless said men had a secret desire to see what it would be like to pole dance. Stormblade?) pivots around and around the pole. They could also have little IR transmitter buttons that she could pin to her cloths so that the Wii could detect if she would strip (AAAAHHHH!!! Please no stripping Stormblade!) and would get bonus points.

That someone has finally found a legitimate use for the Wii.