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10 Items You Think Make You Cool, But Don’t
Just have a look at #10, it's the one most relevent to here:
10. iPhone
WHY YOU THINK YOU’RE COOL: You can access e-mails, high speed internet, and watch videos, all on your phone. Because really, normal people around you are so f*&king boring you can hardly bear actually interacting with them.
WHY YOU’RE NOT COOL: I’ve done some research and iPhone is actually a Japanese word that means “something that’s not able to be put in a pocket and instead must be carried in your hand at all times or set on the table in front of you so that any one around you can see it.” This may sound shocking, but when someone remarks how hot it is, they’re not asking you to look up the temperature in both farenheit and celcius, or show them a clip on a 3 inch screen from “An Inconvenient Truth” in an effort to relate this heat to global warming.
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simply because, as with most everything else you guys go on about, the comment is nonsensical.
Of course the iPhone is the coolest phone on the planet and of course I want one. I am simply waiting for the 3G model to be released and I will run out and buy it.
Of course, I could spend my money on a Wii instead. Aren't they supposed to be cool? (snigger).
And why should I wait until June to buy one?
Oh, and the fact that they won't sell the older version in Canada ...
Dungeons and Dragons Shadow over Mystara the arcade game. God DAMN that was a sweet ass arcade game.
because they all know it's damn true. Stupid iPhone. I just want a cell phone that can make calls, period. I don't need a 3 megapixel camera (I have a camera that does 10megapixels.) I don't need to check my email/browser the internet, I have a computer, both at work and at home, to do that with. Hmmm, what else. I don't need a shitty apple logo on my persons.