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Xbox Live - Offline 38.4 years


By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 May 2008

Still a few bugs in the system

When you first looked at this picture I know you assumed the problem was MoriceRevek playing Star Wars Lego. But in truth I am okay with that as Star Wars Lego is a pretty good game.

Second glance will show you that Jehreg (Q-Bert) has been offline for 14,018 days. Now I admit that he isn't online that often and that Q-Bert is old enough to qualify for 38.4 years offline but I am fairly certain that this predates the creation of the Xbox Live service. Although I hear they were Beta testing long before they went live and Q-Bert does specialize in IP networking.

I'll let you decide.

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I was going to say that I got my first PDP-11 when I was 18 months old, but the first PDP-11 was available in 1972... So, gotta make it an IBM 360 model 95.

Well, I got my first IBM 360/95 when I was 18 months old. I guess Microsoft could have found IBM's old receipt for it and decided that this marked the first event of me ignoring you monkeys.

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Revek and Star Wars Lego. I rest my case. It's right up there with Guitar Hero. If they end up creating Lego Guitar Hero, he'll be in Nirvana (heh heh, at least the Lego version ... get it? ... nevermind).

Oh, and if by some bizarre chance Lego Star Wars ever shows up on my dashboard, it would only be because Stormblade Jr. is visiting and he's playing it.

Honest ...

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...though I have to groan on your Nirvana joke.

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