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Battelstar Galactica - A (short) Retrospective review
So I finally finished watching BSG from start to finish.
I was originally going to write a long review, but you guys have the attention span of flies.
Here I go:
SFX: Very well done, especially the "blurry" Firefly camera and audio design. But the Centurion animations and rendering were generally poor.
Acting/characters: Hit a miss really. Some excellent characters were Baltar, Sing, Admiral Adama, the Cylon from Quantum Leap, and my favorite, Tom Zarek (I love his two face persona).
On the other hand, several characters were very annoying, like Adama jr (always crying/bitching about his dad) and the worst character of the show, Kara 'Starbuck' Thrace. I mean, she is supposed to be a hot-shot pilot, but can barely follow orders (others have this problem too). Aren't these people supposed to be soldiers? And she attempts to go Sarah Conner by masking her femininity with hard edged animosity. Give me a break. She isn't even remotely attractive, yet she seems to be chasing guys left and right all day.
Story: While I like the continuous/epic feel of the show, this is generally where the greatest faults of this series are found. Most of the story arcs are mind-numbingly ridiculous and even laughable (like when the 4 of the "final five" were revealed at the end of season 3, oh no, Colonel Saul Tigh has become what he hates the most, how cliched). And thee fact that the whole human race is frequently risked as the expense of a huge and blind "leap-of-faith". Like when the go look for the final five because, supposedly, and nobody really knows how, the know the "way to earth". What the hell? And at the end it's still not explained why Baltar sees those "angels" or how Starbuck is actually still alive. But you wouldn't want things to make sense right?
On the other hand my favorite part of the show, and something that most people would miss, is the existential aspects of the human-cylon juxtaposition. The phrase "cylons aren't human" seems to justify doing horrible moral things to them, even though for all intensive purposes cylons are 99% equal to humans. Would these people horribly torture, for example, monkeys since they "aren't human"? Cylons might as well be humans as what they do (which seems to be almost exactly what humans do) defines who they are.
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Whatever you do stay away from Caprica (the prequel).
Spoiler: All cylons are descended from a bratty teenage girl who spent too much time in Second Life. I shit you not.
Give me a break. She isn't even remotely attractive, yet she seems to be chasing guys left and right all day.
Well have you looked in the mirror?
If a girl like that makes eye contact with you, I think you would rise to the occasion and have an accident before she even says hello to you. On the bright side though no one would notice you rising to the occasion.
and I rise to the occasion, then I will have become gay.
Which is something you know all about judging from your post, and the fact that most gay guys are ripped.
Now stop highjacking my thread.
Am confused by that last post.
If a girl makes eye contact with you and you rise to the occasion, that makes you gay?
You do realize that Disaster was talking about the rise in your pants when one gets turned on when he said Rise to the Occasion.
Now if by gay you mean that you are lesbian because you like women, then hell yeah, I am a lesbian too.
As to your review of BSG, I do agree with you on many of your points. One thing that annoyed me, was the character swings that they would do just for the sake of doing it. Case in point, Adama jr putting on 100 lbs during the off season because he has no war to fight.
As for Kara, in every movie, tv show, book (fiction) or whatever, you always seem to have to have the rebel character that likes to buck authority, and be qualified as the best at what they do. It is the cookie cutter role that they must all have in order to make it through the committee that oversees the money approval.
You know it really would be different if they had a military person that really was very good at what they did, and had a professional demeanor to go with it. But that would be boring and too tame. If they can't kill, chew on a cigar and punch out their C.O. in the same 5 minute span, then they are not any good.
Guess that is why movies like Saving Private Ryan, or the mini series Band of Brothers where so bad. Wait a minute. Those were some of the best WWII shows ever made. Wonder if the execs where paying attention.
Rising to the occasion
I know it has been a very long time for you. But I am going to be very colourful here (apologies to those who get offended) do you remember when you get horny and you get a hard on?
As for the little accident when you rise to the occasion if you satisfy it correctly you will have something spit backwards. Just make sure you wash your hands and possibly face afterwards. Seeing as how you and swag have to dress up your hands in skirts that is the closest way I can illustrate it for you.
In plain english because it has been so long that either of you had any relations with the opposite sex you will:
No where did I mention gay! But if that is how you interpret it then is fine too.
that she looks like a man, so "pitching a tent" would make you gay. That's my opinion anyway.
You are right that having a purely professional soldier would make things boring, but when everyone continuously bucks authority for their own personal reasons it makes you wonder how they got there in the first place.
On the bright side though no one would notice you rising to the occasion.
Meaning whether you pitch a tent or not no one can tell the difference.
I know what you mean.
I am angry because it's not true.
Can we have one thread on here without you two bickering? Just get a room already.
Meet kettle.
Please try to remember that 90% of your posts are designed to start a flame war.
Just because Lego and Batman are gay...
But Blackwalt has a point. You could set off the entire lobby in COD 4. That was how we met I think. Not that I minded it, I always found it to be fun, but you have a real talent for it.
Dare I say it *Karloff*
We dare not speak that name out loud. It is said the mere mention of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named is to invoke him back into this world.