New Junk Food Diet

I love the internet. Really, I do. Where else can you get more information as quickly. A book? What is that? Television? Maybe. But you have to invest too much time. Telepathy? Yech. The thought of actually spending 5 minute in Acku's mind sends chills up and down my spine. Not the good kind. And Q-Bert or Stormblade's mind? Forget about it. Be like taking a walk down Sadomasochist row. Blackwalt? Too much echo.

Nope. The internet. Where else can you find an article for the perfect diet. Although the part about cutting meat may be a bit extreme.

Maybe I can find a balance. Nice steak with salt and vinegar chips, deep fried broccoli (this does exist. Had it at Red Lobster with the fried calamary... calamarie... comelyfairy...) and a couple of Twinkies for desert with a milkshake chaser.