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By Q-Bert - Posted on 09 December 2010

Seriously. This image is the first hit shown on Bing and Google when someone searches "nintendo logo".... Try it.
Since this image was uploaded by Swag in 2009, we've served it dozen of times per day.

So, let's find a way to bring people to our site with this. Keep the size the same and put our URL somewhere in the image. You don't even have to keep the nintendo logo in there. Just find a way to show our URL so that even if someone displays this image in a smaller scale, they will still be able to read the URL. I will take the winning graphic and serve it instead of the nintendo graphic when Google and Bing links it.

Akuf's picture

I have an intersting Wii picture from one of my Wii parties.
It's not PG13 though. But at least I had the thought.

I showed Revek a video of my first Kinect party. Childish thing but good investment. Girls love it work up a sweat get the endorphins going. Well worth $150

I would post it as an Aku adventure but there is no way to upload videos.
I Have posted them on Facebook but they are hidden.

Coxxorz's picture

This should get the thread closed:

Akuf's picture

This is highly offensive. Imagine if a crout or a jap came to this site right now.

Stormblade's picture

Nintendo is highly offensive, so it fits.

Coxxorz's picture

How about this?

Graybush's picture

It took me awhile to get what you were doing with the PS3 mish-mash. I'm glad you didn't make them gray...

Coxxorz's picture

You of all people should get it. Especially with all the Black Ops we've been playing.

Blackwalt's picture

Not that I am saying this is one of those times

Coxxorz's picture

I would have used "Nintendoesn't", but didn't have time to make an S.

Clearly not a problem for you.

Blackwalt's picture

What the?

Have you heard of the newfangled internet?

I downloaded the "Pretendo" font and typed the S. Along with an H, an e, an r, a d, an o, an f, a C, an a and a t.

How slow is your internet connection that this is a major time investment for you?

I did have to trim the e and the C in photoshop because they had a weird tail. That did take an extra 5 seconds so I guess there was a time commitment after all.

Coxxorz's picture

Someone actually took the time to make a font that looks like a bad Blackwalt Photochop job?

Swag's picture

very sad.

Swag's picture

Maybe there is something that I am missing, or some rule, but if you guys really want to increase readership to this site, then why don't we have it so that anyone can register?

Do you think people really want to come to a 'blog' site when they can never post any content whatsoever? I wouldn't.

Coxxorz's picture

The only content we got was spam.

Swag's picture

Guess we just have to invite our 'friends' on here.

Coxxorz's picture

Say, don't you have a sister?

Stormblade's picture

Q-Bert's picture

The picture sizes do not match to the original. Way to go Mr.-I-am-shuch-a-hot-graphic-artist

Swag's picture

Reading rules Fail.

Blackwalt's picture

Congrats Stormblade, I think.

Keep the size the same and put our URL somewhere in the image.

Only two rules to follow and you missed them both.

Double reading rules fail.

Next time we will have Revek write out the rules so you can better understand them.

Stormblade's picture

It's a freaking Nintendo graphic. It deserves no respect.

Swag's picture

And bonus Frank Drebin quote!

"Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes."

Stormblade's picture

Is that we don't give a flying phatootey about Nintendo, PC, or PS3 games.

Swag's picture

It's about getting people to come here, so you have to appeal to all demographics.

Blackwalt's picture



"random game related content only"

I realize that's not what you mean, but it's what I read.

You want to emphasize the "only on" part but it reads both ways.

Remove the "only" and the mixed message is gone.

We do post some stuff that isn't randomly game related.

MauriceRevek's picture

He does not need to remove the only, he only needs to add a comma or a period jsut before the only. Did I use the word only enough in that last sentance? I think I could have squeezed a couple more in.

And that concludes Revek's English lesson of the day.

Stormblade's picture

I'm glad we jsut recieved taht eengleesh lession form u.

MauriceRevek's picture

n/t

Swag's picture

Well if you guys want to use my pic, I'll change it.

Swag's picture

oops, too late.

I'll have an entry up soon!

Blackwalt's picture

Where blame is deserved.

Q-Bert's picture

Why ? Why the hell not.

Blackwalt can pick his prize up at the Trail Waste Facility

MauriceRevek's picture

Same size?

Q-Bert's picture

Original: 400x400 at 96 ppi
Submission: 400x400 at 72 ppi

So, I could bitch that he's reset the pixels per inch, but I only cared about the displayed pixels, and not the space the graphic would take on a printed page.

Q-Bert's picture

But, just a reminder: You don't have to keep the actual Nintendo logo if you don't want to. The picture sizes must match, as Storm found out.

Coxxorz's picture

Voila.

MauriceRevek's picture

Points to anybody that get the dual meaning of my title.

Stormblade's picture

n/t

MauriceRevek's picture

When Frank Drebin crashes through the skylight in the warehouse. The code phrase to get the backup crew to come to the rescue was: "I love it".

Of course, he said it after swiming in raw sewage, and stank to high heaven. When the bad guys commented on it, that was when he used the line.

Stormblade's picture

How much of a life you don't have.

MauriceRevek's picture

SB (Squash buddy): So you available to do some training on Sunday?

Revek: Sure. What time is good for you?

SB: Late in the day, say around 7 or 8 pm?

Revek: Sure. Although there may be a possibility of me going on a date.

SB: Sorry dude, but dating and you are just not synonymous.

Revek: What? I'm dating arts anonymous?

Is somebody from the site starting to spread stories of my life outside of the group?

FireChicken's picture

... that your "friends" have for you... That being said, Stormblade, nice one!

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