Coxxorz finally gets what's coming to him!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 June 2017

His 50th Birthday Present!

A while ago we realized there was a momentous occasion that needed to be celebrated. Coxxorz' 50th birthday which we charmingly titled You can't make me celebrate my 50th!

This turned out to be more accurate than expected. Eventually the attempt to Herd Cats was abandoned and Blackwalt and Coxxorz scheduled a weekday coop day to celebrate more privately. Being properly motivated (by Guba) to get Cozzorz' gift out of the basement may have helped. It was a big box, two feet by two feet by two feet. Big.

Everyone from HoC knows that Collector's Editions are like catnip to Coxxorz. That's why for his 50 Birthday it had to be something special. Hoc succeeded.

Slowly through out the coop day he worked his way through his gifts (a hat, a flashlight, a stick, a book) eventually culminating with the giant box and the Titanfall Collector's Edition. We have previously covered the size of this Collector's Edition.

Coxxorz was wowed by the fact that we had found a copy of this in demand, 2014, release. He immediately set it up and began playing with it.

And yes, there is video...

POW, BANG, GOODBYE! Adam West passes away at 88

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 June 2017

The same Bat time no more...

The internet pretty much broke when it was announced yesterday that Adam West had passed away.

    West died Friday night after "a short but brave battle with leukemia," his publicist, Molly Schoneveld, said Saturday in a statement. He was 88.

    "Our dad always saw himself as The Bright Knight, and aspired to make a positive impact on his fans' lives," West's children said in a statement. "He was and always will be our hero."

More available at CBC.

Rebellion announces Strange Brigade

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 June 2017

Rebellion, of course, are the developers of Zombie Army Trilogy and are our buds

Being developed by Rebellion isn't the only reason we should be interested. Something about four player coop, set in the 1930s, fighting mystical forces...

Clearly not zombies, however. Other mystical forces.
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All the ways you can watch Microsoft's 2017 E3 presentation

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 June 2017

Xbox Daily: Live @ E3 Announce Trailer

    Watch live beginning on Sunday, June 11 at 2:00 p.m. PDT. Watch the Xbox E3 2017 Briefing live in glorious 4K on the official Xbox Mixer Channel or on the Mixer app for Xbox One. You’ll also be able to catch a live stream of the briefing on the Xbox Twitch Channel, YouTube (also in 4K!), Twitter, and Facebook Live.

    Also on cable and satellite in the U.S. and Canada at 2:00 p.m. PDT (or 5:00 p.m. EDT for you east coast dwellers!) via multiplatform media company Fuse.


Free to Play Crossout

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 June 2017

Highly recommended by two separate co-workers

Join CROSSOUT, the post-apocalyptic MMO Action game! Craft your unique battle machines from a myriad of interchangeable parts, ride them directly into combat and destroy your enemies in explosive online battles!

Key Features:

  • Unique vehicles, crafted by players using a wide range of available parts: from nimble buggies to heavily tracked off-road vehicles and even combat walkers.
  • Complete freedom of creativity and thousands of possible combinations: Create vehicles of any shape using a wide range of parts, with a wide variety of armour and weapons to help support your arsenal.
  • Advanced damage model: destroy any part of an enemy vehicle and it will affect the machine's performance immediately.
  • A huge arsenal of weapons: From chainsaws to power-drills, machine guns to rocket launchers, and a wide range of variety including flying drones and stealth generators.
  • Your own workshop: create new and advanced parts, and auction them at the in-game marketplace.
  • Trading options between players: every piece that you have gathered in battle can be sold to other players.
  • Choose your own battle strategy: Apart from victory, the only thing that matters is your Survival!

As I am constantly reminded (all day) from the desk beside me, it's free.

More info at the Official Crossout Website

Revisiting Zombie Chronicles: Moon

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 June 2017

Game: Call of Duty Black Ops. Map: Moon

I read an article about a Playstation player who missed playing the original Zombie Chronicles maps once he retired his PS3. This lead me to realize how lucky we were to have backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. Compatibility that included the three Call of Duty games that included the Original zombie maps. While waiting for the Xbox release of Zombie Chronicles I decided this would be the ideal chance to revisit the original maps in their original forms. One player, one attempt... How bad could it be?


Number seven: Moon

"One of these days Blackwalt — POW! Straight to the Moon!"

I have to admit that I am trying to blank out my memories of this Revisiting Zombie Chronicles series. I had been expecting somewhat better results. I just wasn't getting them. Visiting the moon I remembered that we usually headed to the Bio-dome and set up there. I didn't make it there. I didn't get close.

Once again I found the stakeout but skipped it to try an get something useful out of the tickle trunk! However the sniper rifle proofed un-useful. I stuck with the M14 and the MPL. I didn't get far enough along to grab anything else.

Trailer: Dead Alliance

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 May 2017

4v4 Multiplayer with zombies

    Seize the Dead. Build your squad and turn zombies against your opponents in fast-paced, 4v4 multiplayer.

    Armed with a variety of loadouts that range from guns to pheromone grenades, you'll face off against enemy armies and gruesome, human-eating killers - all while attempting to capture and control as many bases as possible. Use a variety of specialized weapons called zMods to turn zombies into undead allies that will work for the good of your troops!

    The world is a wasteland, and your only hope for survival is to use the dead...or join them.

More at DeadAlliance.com

Revisiting Zombie Chronicles: Shangri-la

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 May 2017

Game: Call of Duty Black Ops. Map: Shangri-la

In an article yesterday I read about a Playstation player who missed playing the original Zombie Chronicles maps once he retired his PS3. This lead me to realize how lucky we were to have backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. Compatibility that included the three Call of Duty games that included the Original zombie maps. While waiting for the Xbox release of Zombie Chronicles I decided this would be the ideal chance to revisit the original maps in their original forms. One player, one attempt... How bad could it be?


Number six: Shangri-la


Ohhhh Shangri-la! Once again I went in hoping for better and then got spiked twice while moving into the second room. Totally forgot about those until I got hit. Twice.

Once again I happily found and bought the stakeout! I had worked my way down to the cave and even managed to tickle trunk once. This is when I set up in the back with the geyser as an emergency escape route.

This worked for one round until I discovered that the geyser was also an entrance for the zombies and not the clear escape route I had thought it was.

Revisiting Zombie Chronicles: Ascension

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 May 2017

Game: Call of Duty Black Ops. Map: Ascension

In an article yesterday I read about a Playstation player who missed playing the original Zombie Chronicles maps once he retired his PS3. This lead me to realize how lucky we were to have backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. Compatibility that included the three Call of Duty games that included the Original zombie maps. While waiting for the Xbox release of Zombie Chronicles I decided this would be the ideal chance to revisit the original maps in their original forms. One player, one attempt... How bad could it be?


Number five: Ascension

Remember how I keep hoping that this will get better? Turns out this doesn't happen in Ascension although I thought it was going well. Still no double digits.

The stakeout! I think the happiest I have been replaying these classic zombie maps was when I found the stakeout on the wall and had enough money to buy one. My favourite shotgun from the zombie maps and I demonstrated it on as many zombies as I could find!

I managed to find the Tickle trunk and even get a LMG. I worked my way to the open area and was about to set up in the back room that we usually camped. I never managed to open the large door as the zombies coming out of the mud took me out. This was when I realized I had forgotten to buy Quick Revive.

Fallout 4 free this weekend

By Akuf - Posted on 24 May 2017

For the master race in steam

Unsure if you peasants have it on comsole

http://www.pcgamer.com/fallout-4-is-free-this-weekend-on-steam-for-the-f...

Oh yeah. Zombie Sega Nite

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 May 2017

Maybe you guys can show me how to play some of these maps

We can stick with the classic Zombie Chronicles maps or move on to some of the ones that aren't included in the remastering: Five, Die Rise, Rise of the Dead, Mob of the Dead, Der Riese (NO!), and others.

Zombies!

Revisiting Zombie Chronicles: Kino Der Toten

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 May 2017

Game: Call of Duty Black Ops. Map: Shi No Numa

In an article yesterday I read about a Playstation player who missed playing the original Zombie Chronicles maps once he retired his PS3. This lead me to realize how lucky we were to have backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. Compatibility that included the three Call of Duty games that included the Original zombie maps. While waiting for the Xbox release of Zombie Chronicles I decided this would be the ideal chance to revisit the original maps in their original forms. One player, one attempt... How bad could it be?


Number four: Kino Der Toten

Still no double digits and I am starting to suspect I may not see them in this series I suspect I may be revisiting some of these just to see if I can do better.

I barely remembered Kino Der Toten and found myself looking all over for windows and wall weapons. I even forgot which way we usually went through the map. Although I did remember to buy Quick Revive this time.

Revisiting Zombie Chronicles: Shi No Numa

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 May 2017

Game: Call of Duty World at War. Map: Shi No Numa

In an article yesterday I read about a Playstation player who missed playing the original Zombie Chronicles maps once he retired his PS3. This lead me to realize how lucky we were to have backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. Compatibility that included the three Call of Duty games that included the Original zombie maps. While waiting for the Xbox release of Zombie Chronicles I decided this would be the ideal chance to revisit the original maps in their original forms. One player, one attempt... How bad could it be?


Number three: Shi No Numa

Remember how I was talking about double digits? Shi No Numa was not that time. It's not looking good for Kino Der Toten either.

I remember Shi No Numa was never one of our favourite maps.

Despite this I did manage to buy a trench gun which I quickly replaced with a PPSh-41 and MG42 out of the Tickle Trunk. I got out to the Fisherman's Hut and for the first time in my revisitation of the original Zombie Chronicles maps managed to buy a perk. Juggernog.

Far Cry 5 teasers

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 May 2017

Welcome to Hope County

Far Cry 5 to be set in America. Full reveal coming on May 26th. Three more teasers after the break.
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Revisiting Zombie Chronicles: Zombie Verrückt

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 May 2017

Game: Call of Duty World at War. Map: Zombie Verrückt

In an article yesterday I read about a Playstation player who missed playing the original Zombie Chronicles maps once he retired his PS3. This lead me to realize how lucky we were to have backwards compatibility on the Xbox One. Compatibility that included the three Call of Duty games that included the Original zombie maps. While waiting for the Xbox release of Zombie Chronicles I decided this would be the ideal chance to revisit the original maps in their original forms. One player, one attempt... How bad could it be?


Number two: Zombie Verrückt

Okay. Technically 6 is better than 5. Just not much better. I think I should have rethought this one attempt deal and gone with a best of three. Too late now...

Strangely I discovered that according to the game this map is called Zombie Verrückt. For some reason I had always assumed it was just Verrückt but there it is in the screenshot: Zombie Verrückt. Huh, who knew?

COXXORZ RANDOM XBONE DEAL OF THE DAY

I am not saying that it is worth it but cdkeys has Assassin's Creed Unity Digital Codes available for a whopping $2.99 CAD. That or a cup of coffee. Your call.

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE WEEK


I wish someone looked at me the way you look at your rocket launcher.

-Blackwalt

To Graybush and his XM-52
(Black Ops 3 Zombies)
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