Having Q-Bert as an employee...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2007

...must suck.

"What's the hurry?"
"This is supposed to work!?!?"
"Gawddam, this is hard!"
"The clients keep interrupting."
"I'm not paid enough for this!"
"Just a few more seconds, what's the hurry?"
"Bathroom break, be back in 30 minutes."
waaaaahmbulance, I swear ....

Adding inline images.

By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 August 2007

OK, when you invoke Image Assist, and you select an image, make sure you keep "Not a URL" and then select a size to display. It will select thumbnail by default, which might not be what you wish.

All this together will permit you to display an inline image in your post/blog.

Having Blackwalt as a boss...

By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 August 2007

... must suck.

"Hurry!"
"Why doesn't this work?!?!"
"Gawddam, how hard could it possibly be?"
"My clients are calling!"
"I pay you too much!"
"What are you waiting for?"
"I will be in the bathroom if you need me..."
waaaaahmbulance, I swear ....

State of the Union

By Half-pint - Posted on 18 August 2007

As transcribed by Rolly. Edited for length. Honest

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Join the Rainbow

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 August 2007

Rainbow Six Vegas.

Co-op Terrorist hunt. Look for Coxxorz and Blackwalt online around 10:00 tonight. I'll stop before midnight, Coxxorz will being fighting until sunrise. What can I say? He's more dedicated than I am. And also his wife is out of town...

You can always check our Xbox Live Status using the link in the upper right.

Like a Phoenix Reborn ...

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 August 2007

Ok, so maybe that's overly dramatic, but my XBOX 360 replacement shipped today! (insert little girl screech). I will laugh as I step over your charred remains in the near future. (here Patrick ... come out and play!)

BioShock confuses me.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 August 2007

I know, I know, not hard.

But its previews were off the charts, its demo had everyone raving. Bill f***ing Harris said "I was looking forward to this game very much until I played the demo. Now, it's gone from "very much" to "fevered."" Fevered! As Snuffy D and Coxxorz know, I usually listen to Bill F***ing Harris.

BUT... and its a pretty big BUT... it breaks the cardinal rule of Xbox 360 gaming – NO MULTIPLAYER. So what is an HoC member to do?

Not just no co-op multiplayer, but no multiplayer period. Read more

So where is the HOC merchandise?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 16 August 2007

I see all these nice T-shirts and mugs. but nothing bearing the HOC logo?

I want a MUG!

Borderlands will ship with four player online co-op

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 August 2007

Update: Arrgh!! Chapters still has last month's issue...

The September issue of Game Informer announces GearBox's new FPS Borderlands. Read more

Ginger Lynn - Porn Star or Investment?

By Snuffy D - Posted on 15 August 2007

... work in progress. Battlefield 2 more pressing at the moment.

Sadly, Chris is not dead

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 August 2007

And sends the following gentle reminder...

I would just like to point out that I was on a vacation I told you about and I just got back yesterday. I am not, as previously mentioned, dead. I think resurrecting from the dead is something one should only do once …

Also, my $$(#@# Xbox is not back from the dead yet.

GRAW2 night a complete success! By our standards, anyway.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 August 2007

Teamkilling, shooting of support vehicles, inaudible instructions, screams for help, and maybe one single map completed. In other words - status quo.

In true Herd of Cats tradition four members showed up and went on to play four different games. Technically the same maps at the same time but four different games. I don't think I ever saw Snuffy D except for when he was shooting at me from across the map... "CO-OP! CO-OP!" Read more

Ghost Recon: Advanced Warfighter 2 TONIGHT!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 14 August 2007

That's right, 8 p.m. EDT. You know where to look. If you don't, you are a useless, scatterbrained waste of oxygen, and welcome to our clan.

This site has been haxxored!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 14 August 2007

Well, not really. But you ever heard the saying about being your own worst enemy? or "keep your friends close, and your enemies closer"? "It's like herding cats"? Well they all apply here. So in a way, the site may be better off in the hands of the enemy...

We are not live.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 August 2007

Chris in particular is dead.

Again.

COXXORZ RANDOM XBONE DEAL OF THE DAY

I am not saying that it is worth it but cdkeys has Assassin's Creed Unity Digital Codes available for a whopping $2.99 CAD. That or a cup of coffee. Your call.

RANDOM QUOTE OF THE WEEK


I wish someone looked at me the way you look at your rocket launcher.

-Blackwalt

To Graybush and his XM-52
(Black Ops 3 Zombies)
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