Fear The Pink!

By Stormblade - Posted on 17 December 2015

It's here! My very own Pink Menace T-shirt. Thanks to Blackwalt for the PM artwork and Revek for the tag line.

It is awesome!

HoC Plays Ark: Survival Envolved - Day 1

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 December 2015

It is just as humorous as you would imagine

    "you are a naked man of superhuman strength with little time to figure out why you're even alive before being killed by venomous dragonflies" - Coxxorz

My quick description to Coxxorz when he joined me online, "It's Spawn Die with dinosaurs."

In someways that is more accurate than you would like.

And, to over share, I was there when Coxxorz was killed by a bug and it was hilarious.

What EA fans are asking for

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 December 2015

Based on the stripped down Star Wars Battlefront that EA sold everyone as a complete game. Don't worry though, for an outrageous priced, most expensive season pass ever you can get the complete game. Merely $69.99.

Is it no wonder the game is on sale everywhere you turn? Presently 33% off on the Xbox Store. All versions.

Ark: Survival Evolved now available. Technically.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 December 2015

I say technically because...

    Important Note to start: a trial version is available which is what I am downloading.

So my download is at 96%. It isn't stuck, it is just at 96%. And while you would think that is not too bad, you are probably unaware that I started the download at 1:00 AM. That means the 29+GB was still downloading after 8 hours.

But it did finish and I finally started the game. And then...

More dismay.

HoC Random Christmas Tree of the Day - 12162015

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 December 2015

Job Done

Now all I have to do is find a box of decorations to place next to it.

The box on top does, in fact, contain our angel tree topper.

Achievement Unlocked!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 15 December 2015

Mis Sympaticotte: You are the bread to my butter.
Me: You are the toe to my jam.

Nailed it!

Ark: Survival Evolved will be available at Midnight

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 December 2015

It's already available in some regions: United Kingdom, Ireland, Portugal, Continental Europe

I am not really concerned about staying up to midnight. I am more concerned that Coxxorz will be finished the game by the time I wake up tomorrow.

The full Ark: Survival Evolved tweet is available after the break.

OK, This Is Not unny

By Q-Bert - Posted on 15 December 2015

So, I need help from the Mac heads here. My capital-f key is not working when I am in Safari.

But your lowercase f key seems to be working fine. Yeah, I know. And the cap-f works fine when I am in other applications, or even in the Safari URL bar. I don't remember when this started, but it has been months. I am reduced to being a typographical Porky Pig:

"uture posts will be ignored" Dammit. "Your posts will be ignored in the future..."

It only happens when I am entering text in Safari form fields, like comments to HoC. How many HoC post have I wanted to reply with "uck off", but I cannot.

Anyone have any ideas where to start looking ?

Two Hundred Thousand Visits!

By Stormblade - Posted on 15 December 2015

In 2011, the RevolverMaps widget was installed on the site. At that time, the site was already 4 years old and was the mainstay for everything that had to do with our ... um ... er ... special (yeah, that's it!) group of clan members. Individuals have come and gone. Some have died and been reincarnated (sorry) several times. The core has been around for the duration and it's been a fun ride.

Sooo Close!

By Stormblade - Posted on 15 December 2015

FarCry Primal tip for Canadians. Direct from Ubisoft

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 December 2015

Ha, ha, ha Ubisoft. I see what you did there

As I Canadian I would be mad except that it's funny. So instead I will laugh. Sorry.

Original Tweet embedded after the break.

It's a Skylanders Superchargers Christmas wish

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 December 2015

Official Skylanders SuperChargers: Christmas Carol

I know it's not getting the same good reviews as previous versions but Rolly likes it and he is the target market.

Rationalization

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 December 2015

This post was originally written as marked below and was not going to be posted:

    Obviously this comic is an over reaction to Stormblade's over reaction and while his comment isn't all negative I was surprised by the immediate belittlement of my achievement.

    Admittedly I hardly saw a single zombie and Black Ops 3 spotted me three rounds before I even started but still…

This is the end of the original text.

Everything past this point is new text:

    So I had pulled this comic. On my own. And then my tester came back with "well, it's funny but…"

    So it was pulled. Shoved in the archives never to see the light of day.

    And then…: This comment, But I got more kills and more headshots so pffft!, appeared.

Trailer: Star Trek Beyond

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 December 2015

Well that's just typical

It almost makes me want to play the Star Trek game again. Almost.

HoC Random Chris Mouse Card of the Year - 2015

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 December 2015

Someone was hassling me to finish this so here

As always a better quality PDF version is available.

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