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Halo: ? The later years
Hey, when you’re floating around a spaceship for years and there’s nothing to eat by frozen twinkies, you’re probably going to put on a few, OK?
Master Chef Chief might have the funnier outfit of the two, but at least he gets to wear a mask. Props to Cortana who had the balls (figuratively) to slide herself into some spandex for all the world to see. But seriously, Master Chief needs to add about a dozen more armor plates to cover up those newfound gaps.
http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2012/06/04/master-chief-and-cortana-th...
Nap Time...
Sorry but I really found this funny so I am sharing the joy
This was fun to read...
15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind
Sent it to blackwalt for his black Friday thing. I guess he ignored me.
4. Rebecca Black's "Friday"-JFK Theory
"Friday" is about the JFK assassination. The man driving the car JFK was in was named Samuel Kickin (Kickin in the front seat, sittin in the back seat...). The assassination occurred on a Friday, and after JFK was shot the secret service told Jackie Kennedy to "get down" (got to get down on Friday). The cold war and the spread of Communism are referenced (everybody's Russian).
Finally, instead of eating a breakfast of eggs and sausage that morning, JFK opted for a bowl of Bran Flakes (got to have my bowl- got to have cereal). The following Monday, JFK was due to sign a law that provided bus transportation to all students (got to catch my bus...)
Read them all here:
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/15-fan-theories-that-will-forever-change-...
Ineteresting
Apparently the Zombie Apocalypse will start in Florida..
Read It Here: http://boingboing.net/2012/05/31/florida-is-center-of-coming-zo.html
Game of Thrones 16-Bit...
Some of it should be censored, for certain members
Apparently BBC...
Apparently BBC can't tell the difference between the UNSC (United nations space command from Halo) image instead to the United nations security council
Angry Birds In Ottawa
I guess there really are angry birds
http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/ottawa/story/2012/05/24/ottawa-angry-birds...
For those that have Kids...
Build a Hovercraft With Your Kids
From: http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2012/05/ff_hovercraft/
PS: no Uncle Aku will NOT build it for them
Inquiry
Lycanthropy is transmitted by bite.
So is zombie virus.
What happens if a zombie bites a werewolf, or a werewolf bites a zombie?
And then throw vampirism in the mix too....
That's some crazy bite virus mixing there.
We're all doomed
image from: http://sideshowmonkey.deviantart.com/art/WERE-ZOMBIE-by-Hartman-42788949
Must have!
And other cool stuff on their site too
Schematics are included on the site