Akuf's blog

As a lot of you know I am some what involved in the music scene/business. Every now and again someone in the business sends me something that makes me go wow. This was one of them. Read more

Though if I ever meet the person who made this I will beat them senseless for making fun of KISS....grrr...

But I must admit I was amused...

I freakin hate them!!!
Never fails all the old folks poking me and laughing saying "You're next". I think I am going to start going to funerals and doing the same thing to them.

Bastards!

http://www.ottawacitizen.com/news/Saucy+illicit+sign+points+Constance+ch...

Though somehow I wish it was...lol

A couple of weeks ago I was weed whacking my backyard when my neighbour decided to be funny and scare the crap out of me. So I weed whacked half my right leg off. Afterwards after a lot of pressure from both Malibu girl and Chinup girl I went to go get it checked. On the way to the college square clinic I ran into an old girlfriend of mine and we started talking about old times. I told her about my weed whacking incident and she said "Still good old walking accident aren't you?". She asked if she could come visit and I said whenever you want. Read more

They should add that by the end of 2010 Revek's collection of crappy movies will have doubled since 2008.

..The moral to this story is

Obviously Staged, but funny none the less.

Some of these are cool, some not so cool and some rather funny (1:40, 3:37, 3:47).

This weekend for those in Ottawa

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Can you be?
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Bodybuilders that can make use of this

Well I caved, I needed a new phone so I went out and got HTC Dream ( Google Android based phone ). Read more

Well as a lot of you know I make no secret of my PUA adventures. Some of them are funny some of them are lame.
Since I am now known as DisasterPiece (formerly known as Akufadumamai) I am starting it from Episode: 1
I usually only post the funny ones. This past weekend was my niece's wedding in Toronto. And I met a few rather attractive women there.
so there names will be WG1, WG2, WG3 (WG = Wedding Girl)
And the conversation goes:

WG1: So, are you on the groom's or the brides side.
Me: I am the bride's uncle
WG2: No Way
WG3: Seriously?
WG1: Common you can't be that old. Read more

I am going to be a Coxxorz for a minute.

Our trusty friends at whateveryouwant.ca have used copies COD4
($30) and COD4 GOTY Edition ($35) they may only have one of each though.