Akuf's blog

Why can't Mass Effect 2 be $40 somewhere....grrr!

Christmas has come and gone.
My birthday is on August 24th one of these is on top of the list

I can see Revek buying one of these.

Shows you how dirty your mind is

Was complaining about her singing, I don't I could hear a damn thing.

Episode: Lesson on Patron Saints

Not my usual adventure but very educational

I went over to Volleyball girl 5's place for a couple of drinks and discuss how we are going to practice for the holidays.

On the TV her brother was watching a show called MANswers. This show is completely retarded mindless silliness with actual trivia (SIDE NOTE: Shows like this one, reality TV have made me stop watching TV). Though the girls on the show were well....**ahem**...ok back to the story.

And one of the Questions was: Who is the Patron Saint for Hookers/Prostitutes?

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Surprised none of you thought of this

Episode: Carded at LCBO

This is just a funny story.

I go to the LCBO following the beginning of the 2009-2010 ice age.
To get a bottle of wine and a steak

I get to the cash
LCBO Girl is probably 25 tops

LCBO Girl: Can I see your ID?

*Typical Aku eyebrow and smirk*
* hand over Driver's license *
Me: Are you just checking to see if you are old enough to date me?

*Laughter all around*
Even Older LCBO Girl was laughing
*LCBO Girl Beat Red*

I sign credit card bill
Hand over and gave her one of Aku's 'bachelor cards'
And said: You don't have to be shy with me. Read more

Most embarrassing wedding video ever. Groomsmen re-enact scene from Superman II. Bride files for annulment as it turns out she's more of a Marvel fan than DC.

Who did this on Canada day a couple of years ago. Man it was funny...

After Jump.
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Let's hope it doesn't catch fire!

USS New York, built with steel from Twin Towers, sets sail on maiden voyage

Well those of us old enough to remember the original. Will remember how good it was at least until you watch again as an adult and you wonder WTF? I actually watched this crap?

This new series is well, a little better, though the special effects are still pretty cartoonie. Though the plot is more or less the same as the original (thus far). ** SPOILERS ** Slight differences, like the aliens are in sleeper cells and have been on earth for many years planning. Nothing new here. Read more