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America's enemies inching closer and closer to unleashing thousands of Dolph Lundgrens!


By Swag - Posted on 16 June 2008

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It's hard to justify spending all those millions of dollars to fight sand monkeys. Might as well come up with a fake enemy we're actually afraid of!

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King George and company have to keep all their friends happy.

I want to buy an island, declare war on the US, surrender and then get all sorts of financial aid.

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