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The story of one man's Xbox 360 - Day 3 continued


By One Mans Xbox 360 - Posted on 06 May 2009

And the journey continues...

The MS graphic hasn't updated yet but I am on my way.

I'm on my way from misery to happiness today
I'm on my way from misery to happiness today

- The Proclaimers

So now I am sitting in a truck. How is this better? Still waiting. Still in the Dark. Still wrapped in plastic without airholes by the way!!! Not that I am bitter.

I'm on my way.I'm on my way.

    Step 1: MS called and coffin is on its way.
    Step 1(a): Coffin here. Packed and waiting for Purolator.
    Step 2: In Transit to Microsoft (North York)
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When I Red Ring yeah I know I'm gonna be
I'm gonna be a pain in the ass to you
When you call unplug me, I know I am not gonna be
I'm not gonna be the xbox that gets shipped back to you

When you call support I know They're gonna say
They're gonna say that they will ship a coffin to you
And now you're waiting, You poor bastard
For the coffin to arrive at your door

But It will arrive after 500 miles
And I come back in 500 more
Just to be the xbox who traveled 1000 miles
To fall down at someone else's door

When I'm arrive yes I know it's gonna be
It's gonna be the repair man who's working hard for you
And when I am fixed I know you will appreciate
All the work that he has done for you

When I come home yeah I know I'm not gonna be
I'm not gonna be the xbox that originally belonged to you
And now you plug me in, I know I'm gonna give
I'm gonna give all that enjoyment back to you

But I have traveled 500 miles
And I come back in 500 more
Just to be the xbox who traveled 1000 miles
To fall down at someone else's door

It's been a few months yes and I am starting to show
Issues that will start to annoy you
And then I red ring, oh I read ring
And the whole thing will start again anew

But I will travel 500 miles
And I came back in 500 more
Just to be the xbox who traveled 1000 miles
To fall down at someone else's door

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