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Swag's Classic Clip - Aku's Band (very NSFW audio)


By Swag - Posted on 20 October 2009

Yeah, I may be banned for posting this, but I did post a warning.

Anyway I was in the mall today and I happen to come across the cd for this band, Steel Panther, and I started laughing. Why? Listen to the song to find out! I think Aku is the guy on the far right, and I am sure that he wrote the lyrics to this song.

It's like a modern version of Spinal Tap!

Akuf's picture

I actually listened to the entire thing this time.
Last time I stopped at the point where they were suddenly gay.
And though ok this is another one of Swag's sad attempts to hit on me.
However, as stormblade says mildly amusing but....

1) I have never had a hooker and never will. I realize this maybe one of your favorite pass times. But really here is my philosphy paying for parking is like paying for sex if you look hard enough (yes even you) you will always get it for free.
2) I am sorry but guys just don't turn me on. It's not a bad thing though if they turn you on.
3) As for my cuttlefish of cthulu being community property ok that is true. and I guess Chinup girl being my statistically significant other I guess she would be the girl.
4) When I come home I usually cook dinner and mow the lawn.
5) I don't think I have ever kissed anyone after...hmm..I will get back to you on that one.
6) unlike you I don't fondle myself when I think about someone.
7) I have NEVER cheated on anyone and I NEVER will. Believe it or not loyalty, honesty and integrity are big things in my book.

And if I find my heart and someone wants it, the cuttlefish will no longer be community property.

Swag's picture

This is HoC after all. I just had to pigionhole someone into this and you were the best fit. I mean, I couldn't pick Q-bert or Revek could I? Well.....maybe when it comes to certain parts.

In other news I actually find the music in this song pretty good, all things considered.

Akuf's picture

Yes I spelled out Cuttlefish correctly.
But, it probably should be spelled cuddlefish

Stormblade's picture

Although I don't see it fitting Aku. I don't think he has a heart. At least, that's how he tells it.

Akuf's picture

Have a heart I just don't know where it is

Swag's picture

n/t

Akuf's picture

BTW..you do remember me right?
And what I am capable of doing?

MauriceRevek's picture

You can twirl a pen around your finger like no other.

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