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HoC Review: Green Lantern

By Q-Bert - Posted on 22 June 2011

DON'T. Just........ don't.

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Swag's picture
You guys never invite me to
Submitted by Swag on June 23, 2011 - 3:49pm.

your crappy movie outings anymore :(

Q-Bert's picture
Yes.
Submitted by Q-Bert on June 23, 2011 - 8:18pm.

and you are welcome.

Coxxorz's picture
Careful what you wish for
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 23, 2011 - 4:09pm.

Maybe you should wish for a car instead.

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See, I love Green Lantern...
Submitted by Personal Game R... on June 23, 2011 - 9:55am.

in the comics. I love the war of light, the push and pull between fear and will power. Characters like Atrocitus, Scar, William Hand, Kyle Rayner, John Stewart, Guy Gardner,Salak, etc. But they belong in the comics. Not on the big screen.

A guy in a spider suit struggling with puberty, people get that. A guy in a bat suit who is pissed because someone murdered his parents, they get that too. Hey, they even get an alien who has awesome power and has decided to use that to protect people.

But a guy wearing a magic ring who belongs to a corp. of peacekeepers that are fueled by willpower... that's a bit of a stretch for anyone but a nerd.

MauriceRevek's picture
My personal review
Submitted by MauriceRevek on June 22, 2011 - 8:46pm.

YAAAAARRRRRGH!

I left the theater wanting to hit myself with a 2x4.

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I'll lend you one
Submitted by Stormblade on June 23, 2011 - 6:51am.

I have extras. No, don't thank me.

I'll even help. That's what friends are for.

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Carefull....
Submitted by MauriceRevek on June 23, 2011 - 8:18am.

Or I'll make you watch the movie. Twice.

Oh, and this was herd by someone on June 25'th 2011.

"What? This belongs to Stormblade? Oh ok. We'll use the window. Ready to catch?"

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And so it starts.
Submitted by Q-Bert on June 23, 2011 - 7:18am.

Stormblade didn't mention that we had 2000 2x4s to move ?

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Exactly.
Submitted by Coxxorz on June 23, 2011 - 4:08pm.

We're not moving to his new house... We're moving his house.

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