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Available today only – commemorating the H.o.C. Random launch party

Swing by Q-Bert's Change of Command ceremony today and be sure to pick up your Official H.o.C. Random Commemorative mission patch. Exclusive to this event!*

These exclusive mission patches, which were so very close to being printed on cloth**, were painstaking crafted by the most random artisans we could find. They are both eye-catching and completely forgettable – at the same time!

And as a special bonus offer, if you stand still long enough, Q-Bert will staple it on for you! For free!***

So be sure to join the party and collect your one of a kind mission patch.




* although not ignoring the possibility that these exceptionally well designed patches may turn up on eBay

** not on cloth, totally Moricerevek's fault

*** in totally random and occasionally painful spots.

Countdown to Q-Bert's Artemis party #0

Special Bonus Comic!

I wasn't planning on posting more (in this series) after Friday's comic but this one was to good to hold back.

And too true...

Rolly loves playing Artemis Spaceship Bridge Simulator but will only play as Weapons. He loves nukes more than anything. We played with Q-Bert and Gabby (over the internet) and Q-Bert was a tad surprised by Rolly's love of nukes. I am sure Rolly came by this love honestly (and not from me).

So, I created an Amazon user account so that I can use the Kindle app on my new iPad mini.
Inside of 20 minutes of me creating the account, I got 10 spam emails (non Amazon) and 3 robo-phone calls (non Amazon) to sell me shit. All to my home phone and personal email address.

I usually use fictitious phone numbers and disposable email addresses, but Amazon is a Big Company(tm) and they specifically tell you in the account creation that they will verify the email and phone number by calling you. Nice.

Fuck you, Amazon.

Countdown to Q-Bert's Artemis party #1

This is pretty much everybody's first thought after hearing Q-Bert will be commanding a starship.

Oh, and Q-Bert? Happy birthday.

25! Cubed!

As Coxxorz put it, "it's like you weren't even there."

Just ignore the fourth name down. That's a typo.

Countdown to Q-Bert's Artemis party #2

I am impressed that he was this close...

I would be more impressed if he was alive and had contacted Q-Bert about attending.

But lives alone.

Countdown to Q-Bert's Artemis party #3

I found a coupon for 50% off registration ("JMSM"), but I have to admit it's not quite what I expected.

Not a single Master Chief!

Countdown to Q-Bert's Artemis party #4

When you think about it, Coxxorz really is the perfect Ferengi.