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HoC Random Exhausted Boy of the Day - 01282013

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 January 2013

No!!! You can't make me go walkies with Coxxorz!


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By Coxxorz - Posted on 28 January 2013

I see your Keggy, and raise you a bus.

Mission Impossible Theme

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 January 2013

By Lindsey Stirling and the Piano Guys

Because you guys always complain that there isn't enough culture on the site. Or is that the voices in my head? I can never tell...

Via Geeks are Sexy.

Bacon Content of the Day

By Coxxorz - Posted on 27 January 2013

HoC Random Geyser of the Day - 01262013

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 January 2013

I think old Nepean City Hall is having heating problems

Or maybe it is supposed to work like that? It was pretty warm inside the double door airlock where this was located. Warm and steamy.

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By Coxxorz - Posted on 26 January 2013

I hope you are happy now

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 January 2013

Activision certainly is

Apparently I was required to purchase Call of Duty®: Black Ops II Season Pass by Graybush, Coxxorz and SeanMCR who have already purchased theirs and needed a fourth for something called Zombie Mode.

Amassing enough points for this may have required an archeological dig into the depths of Coxxorz' basement. Let's never speak of that again.

The Replacer - Official Call of Duty: Black Ops 2 Video

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 January 2013

I don't know, I think I would be pretty difficult to replace

My basement can't just create its own dweller you know!

Weekly Clan Challenge!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 25 January 2013

-00-00


 
Black Ops II - Total Zombie Kills
Ends: Thursday, January 31, 11 a.m.

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By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 January 2013

I know which one of us is the drunk one...

Via Dilbert.

Sleeping Dogs Diary: Entry #4

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 January 2013

I almost always park like this


I say almost as I also parked that Ambulance (possibly stolen) in the middle of the street so that I could get a picture of my stellar parking job. Considering how much my character paid for that "Ferrari" clone you think he would take better care of it. Yes, I did actually pay for a car instead of hot wiring one every time I need one.

When you park badly, as I do in game, you get cat calls from the pedestrians and other cars line up behind your stalled vehicle and start honking. Eventually they will drive through and around your car. Usually pushing it off the road and denting it severely. This is the end of this Diary Entry.

HoC Random Schrödinger’s Cat of the day — 01232013

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 January 2013

Via 9GAG.

It's Game-Related Drink Day!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 23 January 2013

Not really, but hey... booze!

God yes....

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 22 January 2013

Guy caught cheating in BO2

HoC Random Suicidal Attack of the Day - 01222013

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 January 2013

Nice knowing you Altaïr

Via 9GAG.

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