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Borderlands 2 – Claptrap Web Series Season 2, Episode 1

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 November 2012

This is totally not a last gasp of Borderlands 2 before Halo 4 comes out


Of special note, there is a Shift code at the end of the video for a another Golden Key.

Political Kombat

By Akuf - Posted on 05 November 2012

Apparently posting this breaks the site.

Though it works if you just view it

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There really is an App for everything.

By Akuf - Posted on 05 November 2012

Too bad this wasn't invented prior to Stormblade's bachelor party

I wonder how they are actually going to distribute this with crApple's ultra closed crappy system.

********* WARNING *******
*
* I may be unsuitable for overly
* sensitive persons with low
* self-esteem, no sense of
* humour or irrational religious
* beliefs.
*
*************************

**KIND OF NSFW**
http://updates.gizmodo.com/post/34858880385/confirmed-fleshlight-is-stil...


The Ultimate HoC Wedding Gift – Update #2

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 November 2012

The Weapons *cough* *cough*... I totally meant to say tools

Note: the HoC Zombie Defence Tools sheet is available for download as a PDF.

Ignoring briefly the construction of the Ammo Crate let's discuss the tools of choice. We set a few minor criteria before making our choices.

  1. They had to be tools
  2. Tools that could be useful around the Arundel house – admittedly outside
  3. They had to be theoretically useful in case of the inevitable Zombie Apocalypse
  4. They had to be cool

Most of the selection discussion happened between Coxxorz and I. We settled quickly on the Dead On Annihilator Wrecking bar. It turned out to be the only tool not available locally or in Canada. I immediately made it Coxxorz' problem by assigning it to him.

Lego vending machine!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 04 November 2012

Shut up an— wait, I see what you did there.

Random Warning of the Week

By Coxxorz - Posted on 03 November 2012

Or "Why not to roof party Gangnam Style".

Busted! Photo manipulation on HerdofCats.ca

By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 November 2012

Say it isn't so

Everyone remember this photo?Everyone remember this photo?

So the above photo may not be exactly as it seems. It was edited to improve the facial expression of one of the subjects.

When I explained what had happened to the effected individual (with much laughter from those present) I had to promise to come clean on the site. Yes, I busted myself. To Q-Bert who was the person most effected by this photo. Q-Bert? He isn't even in the photo? I know. Read on.

Please note that this is the first that Graybush has heard of this as he missed our evening out where I greatly enjoyed telling this story to Stormblade and Q-Bert.

In a previous post, The Ultimate HoC Wedding Gift, I referred to the three HoC members that were the driving force behind this gift. And talked about the four members who were the primary HoC Zombie Killing Task Force: Blackwalt, Graybush, Stormblade and Coxxorz.

HoC Random "Soon" of the Future – 11012012

By Blackwalt - Posted on 01 November 2012

One of Sonny's possible 'soons'

Via 9Gag.

Dead Island!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 31 October 2012

-00-00

 

It's time. Let's make it happen.

HoC Wedding Kitten - Update #3

By Blackwalt - Posted on 31 October 2012

Soon


NOOOOO!

By Akuf - Posted on 30 October 2012

Read this: http://thewaltdisneycompany.com/disney-news/press-releases/2012/10/disne...

Then press: http://nooooooooooooooo.com/

Though this could be a good thing....
I think Revek will line up for Ep7

Grand Theft Auto V is Coming Spring 2013

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 October 2012

Stormblade is already lining up

Direct from Rockstar Games:

    Today, we're proud to announce that Grand Theft Auto V is expected to launch worldwide spring 2013 for Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3.

    Developed by series creator Rockstar North, Grand Theft Auto V takes place in a re-imagined, present-day Southern California in the largest and most thriving game-world we have ever created set in the sprawling city of Los Santos and for miles beyond – from the tops of the mountains to the depths of the ocean.

    Starting next week November 5, 2012, Grand Theft Auto V will become available for pre-order everywhere and fans can expect a host of new information to become available in November.

    Look for downloadable desktop versions of the brand new artwork above coming very soon.


Oh the things you can do!

By Akuf - Posted on 30 October 2012

It's the 2012 HoC Offical Pumpkin

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 October 2012

Pumpkins!

Bracketed in by Minecraft Creeper pumpkins and buddied up with a Mummy you will see the HoC Classic Half-pint logo carved lovingly into this year's Official HoC Pumpkin.

The Classic Half-Pint logo turned out pretty well. I drew it pretty much freehand and then worked the carver in total ignorance of any of the lines to come up with the masterpiece you see here.

It isn't that hard after you have been drawing the damn logo for over ten years.

More Stuff Like This Has to Happen!

By Akuf - Posted on 30 October 2012

Aren’t you a little short for a Stormtrooper? Star Wars fans worldwide join to build a Halloween costume for one lucky little girl.

http://www.chicagonow.com/portrait-of-an-adoption/2012/10/aren%E2%80%99t...

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