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The Valentine Batman did not want

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 February 2012

Really. Did. Not. Want.

Via 9GAG.

For all of you...

By Coxxorz - Posted on 14 February 2012

Enjoy the flowers and chocolate... while it lasts.

Best. Valentine's. Day. Cards. Ever.

By Stormblade - Posted on 14 February 2012

This one is for Blackwalt

You can find the rest here.

Happy...

By Akuf - Posted on 14 February 2012

Astronomists, astrologists, scientists and Mathematicians around the world have collaboratively come to the conclusion that Valentine's day will be canceled this year.
14-02-12=0

Also, they have discovered equation of love or hate depending on how you look at it.
9x-7i > 3(3x - 7u)

An HoC style card. I didn't sensor it but I will if certain people start crying...



Mass Effect 3 Demo Released Today

By Akuf - Posted on 14 February 2012

Mass Effect 3 Demo Released Today
In case any of you care

http://marketplace.xbox.com/en-GB/Product/Mass-Effect-3-Demo/66acd000-77...

Be careful swag

By Akuf - Posted on 13 February 2012

Might be too much for you to handle...
This is probably what swag realized with HOPA

********* WARNING *******
*
* I may be unsuitable for overly
* sensitive persons with low
* self-esteem, no sense of
* humour or irrational religious
* beliefs.
*
*************************

Look in side


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Valentine Gift Idea

By Coxxorz - Posted on 13 February 2012

In case you're still wondering what to get me.

Black Friday: Rebecca Black & Twilight

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 February 2012

This week: Rebecca Black & Twilight

I never thought it would be possible to mix two of Coxxorz's favourite things together but here you go. Twilight and Rebecca Black at the same time! Of course, I'll need Coxxorz to explain the Twilight references to me as I haven't seen any of the movies. Much less all four.

Or read the books thank you very much. Although there was that one drunken weekend...

Via DeviantArt where you can also find a larger version.

This is a Public Service Announcement by Herd of Cats

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 February 2012

Brought to you by Rolly

We have sufficient empirical evidence to show that this is the case. From both ends.

Needless to say, the Christmas Cactus has been moved out of reach. And a note of thanks to Stormblade who left us the Cactus when he moved out 14 years ago.

It's unkillable, just like Stormblade. Trust me. I know.

Posted by request of Rolly, "You can post this on your site dad," who wanted to make sure that cats everywhere are safe.

This has been a Herd of Cats Public Service Announcement. Please return to your regularly scheduled web browsing.

Difference Between....

By Akuf - Posted on 09 February 2012

Difference between...
Revek (Winblows), Stormblade(Crapple) and QBert



The battle for Earth is gonna get Nazi (officially this time)

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 February 2012

Because this is the Official Trailer

    In the last moments of World War II, a secret Nazi space program evaded destruction by fleeing to the Dark Side of the Moon. During 70 years of utter secrecy, the Nazis construct a gigantic space fortress with a massive armada of flying saucers.

    When American astronaut James Washington (Christopher Kirby) puts down his Lunar Lander a bit too close to the secret Nazi base, the Moon Führer (Udo Kier) decides the glorious moment of retaking the Earth has arrived sooner than expected. Washington claims the mission is just a publicity stunt for the President of the United States (Stephanie Paul), but what else could the man be but a scout for the imminent attack by Earth forces? The Fourth Reich must act!


Police to launch investigation into "suspicious" Fort McMurray apartment fire

By Coxxorz - Posted on 08 February 2012

-00-00

Displaced residents urged not to leave the city until interviewed.
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New clothes to buy...

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 08 February 2012

First thing I'm going to buy if/when I get insurance money...

Photobucket

Awesome right? I thought so....

http://www.squidoo.com/keep-calm-and-kill-zombies-now

How many Xbox games could you gather in five minutes?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 February 2012

Only SeanMCR knows for sure

CBC News reports: Fire victims given 5 minutes to retrieve property

    Residents of a Fort McMurray apartment complex were allowed back into the building Tuesday to retrieve what property they could.

    The residents were divided into small groups and given five minutes to collect whatever personal property they could.

    People were seen tossing hockey bags full of clothing and other property out of windows and off balconies.

    Others used their time to haul out flat screen TVs and computers.(SeanMCR?)

Does this mean...? Could it possibly be...?

Will we see SeanMCR back on live sooner than expected? I mean, how much worse can your internet connection get?

Although waiting for him is still better than Stormblade's numerous broken promises of "Zombies! Tomorrow for sure."

I feel like this....

By Akuf - Posted on 07 February 2012

I feel like this every time I go to Revek's place

********* WARNING *******
*
* I may be unsuitable for overly
* sensitive persons with low
* self-esteem, no sense of
* humour or irrational religious
* beliefs.
*
*************************

Look in side


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