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ME3 fan meltdown....

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 24 February 2012

LOL....this guy IS Hardwood!!!

After you watch for a while, skip to 4:57 to get the epic ending.

and yes, this guy is for real!

Black Friday: Es ist Freitag

By Blackwalt - Posted on 24 February 2012

This week: Rebecca Black – Freitag, Freitag!

This is right before the zombie showed up.

Sadly, Rebecca got away.

Via 9GAG.

They're here!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 23 February 2012

Yes, Activision has finally released Clan Operations for Modern Warfare 3, nearly 4 months after launching their premium paid Elite membership scam.

Oh yeah

By Coxxorz - Posted on 22 February 2012

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It's Wednesday.
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Borderlands 2

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 22 February 2012

DIBS on Maya!!!!

I KNEW it....I HATE EA...

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 22 February 2012

Lo n behold...F*CKING ONLINE PASS NEEDED FOR MULTIPLAYER

God I hate EA

Need to stock up on rations....

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 21 February 2012

See you guys back in MW3 land in about 3 months....

I've NEVER wanted a game as much as ME3!

Okay, last one.

By Coxxorz - Posted on 20 February 2012

Because it also works for Family Day!

New Multiplayer Map Overwatch Coming Feb. 21

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 February 2012

Modern Warfare 3 DLC incoming!


    The content season continues on February 21 for Xbox 360 Call of Duty® ELITE premium members, as the latest Content Drop brings the multiplayer map Overwatch. Taking place in a construction site high atop a New York City skyscraper, players will have to watch their every move in order to make it out alive.


Ask a stupid question...

By Coxxorz - Posted on 19 February 2012

Even kids know our life expectancy isn't that long.

For Aku

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 February 2012

Sorry I didn't find this sooner.

Black Friday: The truth about Friday

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 February 2012

This week: Friday was all about the JFK assassination

Sure it was...

Via imgur.

This isn't an Apocalypse

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 February 2012

We call this Tuesday

How I imagine the zombie apocalypseHow I imagine the zombie apocalypse

Thanks to Graybush for sending this in.

Via imgur.

It has returned

By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 February 2012

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Like a something rising from something, Seanmcr is back! Sort of.
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Mass Effect 3 Demo Impressions

By Akuf - Posted on 15 February 2012

I am sure you're all probably wondering What? Aku? home on Valentine's day? As I mentioned before PUAs avoid Valentine's day like the plague, We usually make up some excuse like 'away on business' etc. but I digress....

The demo gave me the impression that the core Mass Effect features remained intact. What I did like was the leveling up features have somewhat gone back to the way they were in Mass Effect 1. Skills for individual characters as opposed to all characters (my biggest complaint about mass effect 2). That being said, they still insist on keeping different types of ammo as a skill (this also started in ME2, where as ME1 it was simply a different type of ammo that you can switch). Combat is the same as previous installments for the most part, taking cover is a little smoother than before, it even took a page out of GoW, where you can slip from cover to cover. Seems like they took the best of ME1 and ME2 and combined them and added a few teaks.

I found the Kinect features pretty useless for non combat situations, for example saying "open" to open a door or saying the conversation option seemed a little retarted to me. I found it much more useful to just to point and click the dialog option or action rather than using Kinect but that is me. However, for combat, it made the experience fun, I was able to switch weapons and ammo by just mentioning the name of them. Issuing squad commands consisted of saying character name and the command you want them to perform. Overall, the reponse to the commands was pretty good. One thing I discovered you will need to turn down the music volume or you will find yourself yelling like a moron at your TV.

As a side note, if you quit the demo you will start over from the beginning (this was irritating to find out). I found this out when I quit the single player to try the multiplayer. Even worse was finding out that multiplayer appears to be unavailable until you finish the single player game, irritating.

I am not going to rate the demo because it is a demo. But if the demo is any indication of what the full game will be. March 6th can't come soon enough. I hope I get sick again.


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