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How to...

By Akuf - Posted on 14 March 2012

Piss off a french... uh I mean frog

Introducing Operation Raccoon City's Wolfpack #1

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 March 2012

Lupo: Umbrella Corporation's Wolfpack Team Leader

    Lupo is team 'Wolfpack's leader, her training allows advanced combat techniques over others including better accuracy

Full bio after the break.

Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City Brutality Trailer

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 March 2012

Warning: it is called brutality for a reason!

All standard Aku warnings need apply!

Only six days left...

Taking one for the Team: co-operative Zombie style (#2)

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 March 2012

Surprise! Zombies again!

So in yet again another attempt to save you some money, I am picking up Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City as soon as its released. This will allow me to test it out and share my experiences with you, letting you know whether it's worth your time and money. Except for Swag who should absolutely go and buy it right away so he can continue to comment about how every bad game he bought is our fault. We wouldn't want to take that from him.

Some of our more astute readers will remember that we did this experimental game testing last year with Dead Island which turned out to be some of my best writing (of last year). And yes, we know, I set the bar so high. I'll even link to the Dead Island series at the end of this story. No need to thank me.

iHater

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 March 2012

Okay, this relates to the comments from this post (and many others, but that one started it).

I had started this comic (and finished it twice) at a more topical time but I just got around to finishing and posting it now.

I have witnesses to the previous incarnations. None that you would believe, but still, witnesses.

Last chance for Internet in Canada

By Coxxorz - Posted on 11 March 2012

No Internet Lockdown

Bill C-11 is set for clause-by-clause review Monday, so this is basically your last chance to do something about it.
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Nemesis mode: exclusive day one DLC for Xbox 360 only

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 March 2012

This would be for Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City



    When Resident Evil: Operation Raccoon City deploys on March 20, Xbox 360 owners will have exclusive access to Nemesis Mode DLC, a multiplayer option that drops the towering tyrant between the two warring factions. Find the control device and sic Nemesis on the other team for surefire slaughter!

This is not free DLC. It will cost 400 MS points. Since it's day one DLC it may only unlock stuff that is already on the disc. Hopefully not but Capcom has been caught doing that before with DLC for Resident Evil 5. This upsets me so much that I may even hold out for five minutes before I download it. Five whole minutes!

That will show them!

Black Friday: Resident Evil: Operation Rebecca Black

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 March 2012

Resident Evil: Operation Rebecca Black

Almost forgot it was Friday.

Ha ha, just kidding, how could I forget Rebecca?

And unlike most of our Black Friday reposts this one is a Herd of Cats original. Yeah. Sorry.

Via us!

Aku's Random Dumb Joke

By Akuf - Posted on 09 March 2012

Students can study a lot of things these days and exams are getting a lot easier.
I know this because one of my girlfriends just passed her exam in cheerleading.
She just went in and said "Give me an A"
And they did

Badampump!






HoC Random Zombie Post of the Day – 03092012

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 March 2012

Some of us may be rooting for you

I wonder if he takes donations?

Via 9GAG.

We've got badges!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 09 March 2012

So I logged into Call of Duty Elite just to read the latest protests, and a funny thing happened... we've received our clan xp!

Dumb but Still...

By Akuf - Posted on 08 March 2012

Impressive Tech Demo

By Akuf - Posted on 08 March 2012

Speaking of pointless...

By Coxxorz - Posted on 07 March 2012

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I know most of you will be playing Man Ass Effect 3, but there's still lots of seemingly important things to do in Modern Warfare 3.

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