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Backstabbing for fun and...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 06 July 2010

...well, for fun

Ouch: How long has that been there?Ouch: How long has that been there?

So this weekend I played the new Red Dead redemption coop missions.

I thought it would be an interesting change to play with different people than I normally do. You know, not you.

So instead, Ice and Huge.

After running around for half of a mission with a knife stuck in my back I realized that it was just like playing with you guys. Almost identical.

Meet the new guys, same as the old guys.

I am going to get in trouble here

By Akuf - Posted on 05 July 2010

But it is so funny because it is true!

IT Crowd game

By Q-Bert - Posted on 05 July 2010

Yes, it's the 80's all over again.Yes, it's the 80's all over again.

I hope this one makes it in the HoC games :-)

Play it here

For those who haven't watched the series, I *highly* recommend it. A 5 minutes extract that I showed Revek had him pissing his pants.

... Not that it's particularly difficult to do so...

Wiki link

Pacing my stories...

By Q-Bert - Posted on 05 July 2010

I know, I know.

But they appear in Twitter anyways when you push them in.

I have two more, so I will stagger those...

Xbox 360 slim can save your soul

By Q-Bert - Posted on 05 July 2010

Well, it's as likely to not suffer from the RROD...

... except that Microsoft being who they are, rebranded the RROD:

Much nicer, no ?Much nicer, no ?

In order to prevent a hardware failure for the console, a pop up message will appear on the television sets which will warn the user that the Xbox 360 slim is heating up and will enter in to shut down mode.

Read all about it

New 3d input technique comes out at E3.

By Q-Bert - Posted on 05 July 2010

My new rig: jealous ?My new rig: jealous ?
One of the most impressive demonstrations at E3 2010 wasn't a game, and wasn't the 3DS (though that was pretty neat.) It was actually a little tech demo tucked away in the back of one of the halls that could completely change the way we see characters in games.

Read about it here

Sand Crop Circles

By Q-Bert - Posted on 05 July 2010

Does this one look like a G-string ?Does this one look like a G-string ?

Great artist has the patience of a saint. Check it here.

Solid Batman Fan Film

By Q-Bert - Posted on 05 July 2010

It's 30 minutes long... I don't even have the time to watch it completely, but the first 10 minutes are of great quality.

Ripten: Zombies rumoured for Call of Duty Black Ops

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 July 2010

Ummm.... duh?

Not really sure if anyone is surprised by this but Ripten reports that Zombies are rumoured for Call of Duty: Black Ops based on an IMDB.com update.

    the common collective just wanted Zombies back in the game. There has been no official word, but...

Via N4G.

Hello? Hello?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 July 2010

So some Clan Members phone me often. Some… do not

So when a certain clan member's name showed up on my call waiting my first thought was, "why the hell is he calling me?"

This made the lack of response on the phone more confusing.

My repeated "Hello?"s were ignored as was my piercing whistle. I heard nothing but a distant murmured conversation about amphibians? Maybe?

So I hung up. Something I am used to doing to certain clan members but it felt wrong here.

"I Kissed A Nerd" Parody

By Blackwalt - Posted on 04 July 2010

continuing to give some of you false hope



This is a parody of Kate Perry's I kissed a girl. I do know who Kate Perry is but I don't know the song so I have no idea how good the parody is. But it's still funny.

I'll borrow it from Moricerevek sometime.

...

Nevermind, Ice just offered me the opportunity to listen to it on his iPod.

Via geekologie.

GamesRadar: 7s that are worth playing

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 July 2010

What the? I only own 2 of these.

Yes, I know that Stormblade is not worth playingYes, I know that Stormblade is not worth playing

22 games that didn't get great review scores, but are still worth playing.

    They might not have bagged themselves scores from the higher end of the review scale, but all these games have something to offer. Especially as a rent or bargain-bin purchase.


Blackwalt Coxxorzes Future Shop

By Blackwalt - Posted on 01 July 2010

It gets confusing, try to follow along

So if you follow the COXXORZ RANDOM DEAL OF THE DAY you will have noted Assassin's Creed 2 for $20 until Canada Day at Best Buy.

Now I had played Assassin's Creed 1 and kind of enjoyed it. But not enough to buy the game. Assassin's Creed 2 got stellar reviews and reportedly fixed all the issues with Assassin's Creed 1. This intrigued me, but not enough to pay the $69.99 price. Or even Future Shop's current price of $39.99.

Hey Swag!

By Akuf - Posted on 30 June 2010

I think you can learn a few things from this chimp

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvpFbfN0AL0

O, Battlefield!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 30 June 2010

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Seeing as tomorrow is Canada Day, it seems like a good opportunity for some kind of tie-in with a good Canadian video game or one made by a Canadian developer, or a game featuring a war Canada was involved in. Read more

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