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The Evolution of Apple

By Blackwalt - Posted on 02 August 2010

Way too accurate

Via Gadget Buzzer.

DANGER! VERY HOT CURRY!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 01 August 2010

When you have to use a gas mask to cook this curry, you know it is f#*&#^&*$ing hot!! Anybody up for the challenge?

I have absolutly no problem declaring myself a wuss and not even taking a sniff of this monster dish!

How to gain super-powers: the chart

By Blackwalt - Posted on 01 August 2010

I think Moricerevek should try Gamma Radiation. And Cosmic Rays. Just to make sure the world's safe...

Care to speculate how the Pink Menace™ gained his powers?

Via GeeksAreSexy.

Garbage day (somewhat nsfw)

By Swag - Posted on 31 July 2010

Taken from the 80's slasher movie "Silent Night Deadly Night 2".

Give the man an oscar.

"Your Xbox 360 is still in the mail..." Kind of...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 31 July 2010

You can't make me ship! You can't


This is a video of a shipping box that did not want to leave Amazon's warehouse.

Via Gizmodo.

Soccer tips from a four-year-old

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 July 2010

Number one rule

During a conversation with my son leading up to the Blue Sharks next game.

Me: "Okay, so today I want you to do two things: keep an eye on the ball and chase the ball. Okay?"

Rolly: "Okay."

Me: "What's the first thing to remember out there?" (looking for 'have fun').

Rolly: "To not get kicked in the face."

SNL: The Ambiguously Gay Duo

By Swag - Posted on 29 July 2010

No, not me and Revek.

Obviously I don't need to point out that this has been certified classic™ for a long time, but what I probably do need to point out is that the AGD are voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell!

What's everybody looking at?

Nazi Zombies!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 28 July 2010

-00-00



Although since Stormblade is apparently dead (judging by the number of people who attended his funeral), it looks like we'll just play Crackdown again.
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OMG: Lego Starcraft

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 July 2010

Zerg! Zerg! In brick form



This should be the next Lego game.

Via Kotaku.

Milla! In 3-D!!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 July 2010

I am so happy

I'll be there...

This DVD release may be the reason I need to buy a 3-D TV, not to mention a Blu-ray player. Don't tell Guba. I may need to sell Stormblade's organs to afford this. Easy come, easy go.

Fight Club For Swag!

By Akuf - Posted on 27 July 2010

Actually nevermind, he will probably still have a couple of accidents because he is within two feet of a woman who actually wants to touch him.

Crackdown 2 Harpoon shot of the day – 07262010

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 July 2010

I wonder if he is still there?

This was a heavy armour cell operative who had been operating a mounted rocket launcher. I managed to get him before he got me. He then flew a very long distance across the street and stuck to a building.

Awesome.

I enjoy the little things in Crackdown 2 the more I play it.

Ultimate Cubicle Prank

By Q-Bert - Posted on 26 July 2010

So...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 July 2010

It's a hat

Buy your own.

Canadian 'gay zombie porn' banned from film festival

By Q-Bert - Posted on 25 July 2010

Not from the actual movie.Not from the actual movie.
The Australian Film Classification Board concluded that implied sex with corpses by an alien zombie in Los Angeles, breached local taste standards.
I guess they didn't like the fact that it was Canadian.
The hardcore version of "L.A. Zombie" will be released separately on Halloween after the softcore version plays the international festival circuit.
Road trip to South Keys Cinema?

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