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Best Buy loses a sign, Bluesfest stage collapses.... Finally Armageddon!

First my normal warning/disclaimer

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* I may be unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour
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1. Get Screen Cleaner ready!
2. Go to Google.
3. Type "Top 50 women on internet"
4. Click on the first link.
5. Look at number seven.
6. Clean your screen....

ADDITIONAL DISCLAIMER:
Not responsible for any adverse effects this may cause.

As some of you may or may not know, I am a little on the crazy side. And I sometimes do really stupid things just so I can say I did it or just for the rush of it.

Once long ago when I was younger I wanted to see what would happen when I drank a bottle of tabasco sauce. Well, needless to say it wasn't pleasant.

Which brings me to this video. If I didn't have a condition, I would totally do this. I feel sorry for his toilet....

This really made me laugh out loud... as warped as it is. It just did...

http://www.cracked.com/article_18494_15-unintentionally-perverted-toys-c...

I have been caught like this in Europe but in Canada?
From CBC on the riots in Vancouver last night.

http://www.wired.com/underwire/2011/06/secret-meanings-text-message-punc...

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The say a picture is worth a thousand words.... right???

I didn't even know (nor did I care) the royal wedding happened until the later on that day because every celebrity obsessed moron was talking about it. This however, is too funny to pass up, isn't kind of interesting how this really looks like the cartoon? Is it possible that the Royal Family has a sense of humour?

In other news Pippa Middleton (once again I had no idea who this was until I read this article) was offered 5 million to appear in an adult movie by vivid.
Just do a search there are many links

As some of you know I write short stories and lyrics for some songs. Some times those lyrics start off as poems for girls. Here is a list of some of the ones that well, DON'T WORK and weren't written by me.

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
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I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your mother.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. Read more

On Sundays Fungster sometimes comes to my place for a BBQ.
Small talk happens...
Dialog may not be accurate

Fungster: Was thinking about getting the 4GB slim but I think I am still ok for RROD. I will just wait in case the price drops by christmas season. I bought Portal 2 I should head home so we can play online...
Me: Ok... text me when you are online..

Fungster calls: I am home let's start...
Me: Ok you host..

Game starts....
On my screen: Gesture... Freezes... disconnected from server error....

Fungster calls: Black screen I don't know what happened... Read more