Akuf's blog

This is usually Revek's excuse when he well reveks.

Originally found on damnyouautocorrect.com

SInce we are advertising Monoprice

Has anyone actually ordered anything from them?

Was there any cross border charges etc?

I tested this out on Revek first he loved so blame him....

iPhone's crappy buggy alarm didn't wake you up?
There is a nap for that...

Pudumpump....

For some reason this made me think of swag and revek especially when you get to 2:01 I think that is what would happen to swag.

After beautiful women, driving performance cars gets me horny....

Uh just watch...

May, or may not, be the doctor in question...
Episode: Surgeon has nice hands...

So as some of you know, I had some kind of skin infection on my left leg. It had to get lanced off. So, off to the hospital I go. My appointment was for 8:30am and they told me to be there for 8 to fill out paper work etc. I get there at about 7:45 do the paper work have a seat in the waiting room. 8:30 rolls by then 8:45, 9:00 at this point I am like hmmmm... I get up and ask what was going on apparently the doctor wasn't in yet (surprise, surprise, freakin jackass I am thinking) 10:30 rolls around and I am finally directed to a room. I change and now I am sitting there waiting. 11:00 Door opens and my eyes nearly fall out of my head. The doctor is this absolutely gorgeous woman (my first thought Heather Locklear 20 years younger with dark hair).

DR: Hello Mr. Akufadumamai, I am Dr. gorgeous how are you today.
ME: Dr please call me Aku, well I am fine except for this thing *points at leg*
DR: Let's have a look...

I think this would be lot funnier if it was humans!

For those of us old enough to remember the original series...

She has the best form I have seen in a long time!

If Stormblade and Revek worked out I think this is what you would hear...

I think I have had this conversation on a few occasions...

And I thought you guys were bad O_O

It is unfortunate that they are all butter faces and unattractive.....
My favorite parts: 0:37, 0:51, 1:08

It's confirmed this is definitely another Revek movie.

My review of the movie Skyline:  I think getting impaled by a red hot fire poker followed by having both my eyes scooped out and getting skull fucked in the eye sockets by a giant gorilla would be a much more enjoyable experience!