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Episode: Veronica the Persuader.
Long story short someon tried breaking in last night and was greeted with this:
Me holding Veronica the Persuader.

So who showed up to see this movie yesterday?

Blackwalt: Fail
Revek: Win
Aku: Fail
Q-bert: Fail (too manly for him)
swag: Win
Coxxorz: Fail (wasn't invited, but still).

Now the review.

The Good:

1) Dolph Lundgren blowing a guys torso off in the first scene.
2) Stallone, Willis, and Schwarzenegger all together in one scene.
3) Mindless explosions and shooting.

The Bad:

1) It ends.
2) Not Enough Dolph
3) No JCVD

...This made me think of Blackwalt.

Candidate #1

Candidate #2 (embedding was disabled)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5TEmJCPTgw&feature=related

Missing In Action.

Yes that's right, the long delayed Duke Nukem Forever may, in fact, not be dead!. Rumor has it that Borderlands developer GearBox Software has acquired development rights to the game (which will be published by Take-Two [Bioshock, GTA, Red Dead Redemption, etc]).

Hail to the King baby!

From a girl that cleverly quit her job.

Follow:
http://thechive.com/2010/08/10/girl-quits-her-job-on-dry-erase-board-ema...

It's ok swag you won't have an accident except maybe at the end.

Taken from the 80's slasher movie "Silent Night Deadly Night 2".

Give the man an oscar.

No, not me and Revek.

Obviously I don't need to point out that this has been certified classic™ for a long time, but what I probably do need to point out is that the AGD are voiced by Stephen Colbert and Steve Carell!

What's everybody looking at?

Actually nevermind, he will probably still have a couple of accidents because he is within two feet of a woman who actually wants to touch him.

His cape seems a shade bluer than I remember....

...this day would come. I have stooped to a new low...

I actually went out and got the game Wet. And I am actually enjoying the mindless shoot em up not mention that I think if Rubi was real I would probably marry her.

Now, I know how swag feels when he watches his anime porn. Not sure if Revek is on that boat but wouldn't be surprised.

Why Revek cooks the way he does. He thinks it makes him manly!