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By Blackwalt - Posted on 31 October 2011

It is Zombie related...

A certain number of these (three) may require a significant amount of grovelling.

Maybe begging.

And there is also the possibility of violence...

Via 9GAG.

Zombie Specific Ammo now available

By Blackwalt - Posted on 31 October 2011

Any Zombie Trick or Treaters at my house may be in for a surprise tonight

We talked about Zombie specific ammo back in 2007. Someone stole our idea and made it real.

This is a real product sold by Midsouth Shooters Supply. Available in multiple calibers. You know... just in case.

I ordered some 12 gauge 00 buckshot so I would be ready. Now if only I had a shotgun. For some reason the government of Ontario and Canada both seem to think giving me a shotgun would be a bad idea.

"Sorry officer, shooting your cruiser was an accident. Honest! I was aiming for Stormblade!"

Anyway, no shotgun but at least they didn't press any charges. They couldn't find a body...

    New From Hornady!!! Zombie Max Ammo! - You knew it was only a matter of time.... Whether you want to talk about them or not - Zombies are coming to a range near you! With the flood of Zombie Targets and shooting events now with Zombie themes, Hornady Manufacturing felt the ONLY ammo worth using was Certified Zombie Ammunition. Hornady has placed it's own special "Z-Max" Glowing Green Tipped Bullet in a variety of zombie shooting calibers. Hornady estimates shipping all calibers minus the 12ga around Oct 31st, 2011. Have no doubt, this is not a toy! This is live ammunition!



Halloween 2011 - Some teasing...

By Akuf - Posted on 31 October 2011

This is awesome not the fact that the sens won but the fact that my good buddy Costume Dude 2 got on TV (0:40). I will be posting more pics as they become available...

stay tuned


Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha... phew... sure, I believe them

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 October 2011

EA says Battlefield servers should be solid now

Which is apparently different from how they should have been solid on launch day.

From MP1st – BF3 – EA Has “Gotten a Handle On” Server Issues. “Should be Solid” Now.

    This is something many players have obviously has issues with in the first few days after launch. However, it seems EA is getting the hang of things according to Gibeau. “We were very rapid in our response there. We were able to get those back up. We feel like we’ve really gotten a handle on it now, and the service as it scales to the release in Europe this weekend, should be solid.”

Via N4G.

Black Friday: Rebecca pwns Justin

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 October 2011

This week: Rebecca pwns Justin

Via 9GAG.

iOS app for the Zombie Apocalypse

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 28 October 2011

hopefully, this hasn't been already posted.....but knowing this lot, most like it has!

http://itunes.apple.com/us/app/zombie-tools-by-guns-gardens/id471808007?...

Halloween 2011 - Finally!

By Akuf - Posted on 28 October 2011





More pics and previous parts inside

IMPROVE...for players who suck

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 28 October 2011

Here is the last video in the series about ELITE for MW3....the IMPROVE section.

For Graybush.

Halloween 2011 - Completed! (ok somewhat)

By Akuf - Posted on 27 October 2011

Previous parts in case you care:

Halloween Teaser
Halloween 2011 - Part 1
Halloween 2011 - Part 2
Halloween 2011 - Part 2a Interim... Huge oopsy!
Halloween 2011 - Part 3
Halloween 2011 - Part 3a
Halloween 2011 - Part 3b
Halloween 2011 - Part 4
Halloween 2011 - Part 5a
Halloween 2011 - Part 5b
Halloween 2011 - Part 6a

Well it is finally done.....
I know it is not exactly like the game but at least it is somewhat recognizable

Here is the breakdown of cost and time

3 Rolls of puzzle foam (actually 2.5) $37.50
400 thumb tacks $2.50
8 sheets of construction paper $8
200 glue sticks $28
3 cans of Krylon black Primer $21
3 cans of Krylon Nickel shimmer $21
1 can of Krylon Hammer metal $5
1 can of Krylon Burgundy $6
Government ass f*ckin fee $16.77

Total cost: 145.77

Took total about 38 hours to make

I will post pics of me wearing it tomorrow...

More pics inside

HoC Random hypocrisy of the day - 20272011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 October 2011

Ea wants you to know its your fault

EA's Battlefield 3 servers may be down but it's easier to blame the user.

Better than fixing their servers I guess. Three days after launch...

AAHHHH, that makes me feel better

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 27 October 2011

Just in time to make me feel better about the gongshow of BF3...

Maybe.

By Coxxorz - Posted on 26 October 2011

-00-00

Assuming that 1) more than two of us have Battlefield 3 by now, and 2) there is a multiplayer server to connect with.
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Sometimes I hate being right

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 26 October 2011

So, as I'm sure many of you are aware by this point, the launch of BF3 is a f*cking gongshow. As I predicted.

Not only are the 360 servers down...so are the PC ones...and...so are their online authentication servers.

Seriously, EA? Seriously?!!

After inputting my code to DL the Online pass...I could not get into any MP games. Coxxorz warned me that the servers for 360 were down...but that was like 4 hours ago. Surely they've got peeps working to fix that, like NOW.

Nope. Read more

Battlefield 3.....my initial thoughts.

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 26 October 2011

So, since EB Games would NOT cancel my pre-order, I picked it up yesterday at lunchtime.

Ok, I have to confess, I was a little confused about what was going on with the "online pass" bullshit. Now that I got the game, I understand and I HATE it.

So basically, you buy a game that does NOT let you play multiplayer without registering an account online. They give you a passcode to redeem in the box, but once that used, the game no longer has multiplayer; if you were to sell it....or wanted to rent it...you'd only get single player. (unless you paid 800 MS points for a new code) Read more

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