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Borderlands 2 confirmed

By Q-Bert - Posted on 19 August 2011

Borderlands 2 is in development at Gearbox Software, Eurogamer understands.

We've heard an announcement from publisher 2K Games will be made soon.

A source close to the game told Eurogamer the Gearbox-developed shooter will release on PC, PlayStation 3 and Xbox 360 next year.

Check it out here and here.

One for BlackWalt

By Q-Bert - Posted on 18 August 2011

I can't believe this one didn't get posted here yet...

Two Canadians die and end up in Hell. The devil decides to pay them a visit, so he walks into their room and sees them talking and laughing. Confused, he asks them why they're happy.

They tell him, "Well, we're so sick of the cold where we're from, and this place is nice and toasty." Read more

Call of Duty: Rezurrection Zombie Lab

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2011

Live action Zombie research

Via N4G

Rage & Rage HD for iphone and ipad, free for one week!

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 18 August 2011

This is one of the best games I've bought for my ios devices...and I paid $4.99 for it.

Well, ID software is making it FREE for one week.

I highly recommend you pick it up!

More on MW3

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 18 August 2011

I'm really starting to look forward to the Spec Ops portion of MW3!!

Excerpt from article on Kotaku...

"We're playing Invisible Threat, a cooperative Spec Ops level in November's Modern Warfare 3. Behm explains that the goal of the match is for me to defuse eight bombs hidden throughout the map without getting killed.

I'm down on the street, swathed in a bombsuit that includes a helmet that slightly limits my view. Behm is in his overwatch position armed with a sniper rifle and predator missiles which can be used to scout and pinpoint hidden IEDs." Read more

Challenge for all HoC Members

By Akuf - Posted on 18 August 2011

Challenge for all HoC Members

Since hearing QBert's achievement. It inspired me to challenge all of HoC since all the memebers I know would probably die if they tried my Advanced Intermediate workout. So here is a simple HoC oriented workout that is even less than my beginners workout.

pushups (as many as you can)
towel squats (as many as you can)
Chair Dips (as many as you can)
Full Chinups (as many as you can) Close grip all the way up and all the way down. Use a chair to assist you if you need it.

With the exception of Chinups, I hope most of you can do at least 10 of the rest of the exercises. If you can not do ten then just do what you can.

You will do this workout EVERY SECOND DAY preferably in the morning after a small snack (recommend one serving of all bran buds with water, not milk! or a whey shake). This doesn't have to be done in the morning but this will "charge" you up if done in the morning.

Every third workout add 1 rep

So the routine will look something like this:
Let's say you start and you manage to do 10 reps on each exercise.

Day1: 10
Day2: 10
Day3: 11
Day4: 11
Day5: 12
Day6: 12
Day7: 13
Day8: 13
and so on....

Even if you can not get the "extra rep" try... the next workout try again until you do then continue.
By day 33 (+/- 8 weeks of actual time) should be able to do 25 (again maybe not in chinups).

The workout in the beginning should not take you more than 10-15minutes by the 25 rep range it should be around 20 mins. Elite athletes can probably to the 25 rep range in about 10 minutes.

Tickets still available

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 August 2011

You may blame A Troll for this one.

And maybe Moricerevek's guest Pole a little bit.

Blackwalt's new favourite game?

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 17 August 2011

Just saw a promo for this...Lollipop Chainsaw. Basically, you're a lollipop loving cheerleader who kills 1000's of zombies with a chainsaw.

brilliant!

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Last chance for Call of Duty: World at War!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 17 August 2011

-00-00

No, they're not taking away the online multiplayer servers. Well not yet, anyway. But with the impending re-release of the original Zombie maps to the general (paying) public via Black Ops, will there even be a reason to own this game anymore?

I know what Blackwalt's answer would be... join us tonight to find out mine! Assuming I haven't already thrown my copy away.

For swag and Revek

By Akuf - Posted on 17 August 2011

And well, the rest of you too...

This is Safe for work...

Vivid to release a parody of Star Wars that appears to have better acting than the prequels. Poor Porkins, can never catch a break. SFW.

The spiderman one is pretty funny as well

Welcome Back Black Ops :)

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 16 August 2011

Finally got my game disc back. Played my first game tonight. This is the result.

Best finish ever ;)

Welcome Back BlackOps ! from Sean McLennan on Vimeo.

HoC conversation of the day - 08162011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 August 2011

This really happened

This conversation occurred Saturday evening while playing Borderlands. Coxxorz's comment was as completely inane as it sounds (although maybe not for Coxxorz).

Well now

By Akuf - Posted on 15 August 2011

To play along with Qbert's insults. I know this is how a lot of you see me (jealousy will get you no where). It's especially funny at 1:17

Adventures of Aku

By Akuf - Posted on 15 August 2011

Episode: Appropriateness of Chewbacca impressions.

I know it is hard to believe when you're as popular as me and good with the ladies that I could be a geek. Well I am a geek and damn proud of it. But of course I am a different type of geek than most of you here. As a lot of you know, I actually speak Klingon
fluently and wookie as well. So this adventure was with a very sexy geek girl that I well. (look at the third segment of the x axis). She thought it was incredibly funny.

Except in my case it was more like a two hour relationship

Oh My God!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 August 2011

They can't spell resurrection!

Xbox Marketplace link.

So here's the deal. Those of you that bought the Hardened or Prestige edition of Black Ops get a new map for free - Moon.

Those of you that didn't and can not play the original World at War remade Zombie maps (Nacht der Untoten, Verrückt, Shi No Numa, Der Riese) with us in Black Ops can now buy them in the fourth DLC map pack along with the new Map. More details in the video after the break.

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