Herd of Cats

This is an actual, unedited conversation.

Please welcome our newest member!

This week: Cleverbot

Via 9GAG.

I'm on vacation!

Don't make me spend two hours finding proof from 2008 using this site's arcane content search mechanisms that I, in fact, was first.

Pwned!

Of course, I haven't seen any...

This was my retirement gift from Guba.

Last December.

Since my birthday is coming up (coughfridaycough), I decided to get myself an iPad2. And of course, it needed to be to be personalized properly

My son has gone back home and I am now free to terrorize the site once again. I've had a few stories building up, so I will unleash them on you poor, unsuspecting souls over the next few days. MMMWWUUUUHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

So when I went to pick up our freezer from Revek (see here), he told me he had a house warming gift for us. I thought wow, cool, here I abuse this guy incessantly on the site and he's still kind enough to get us something. That Revek is a good guy.

He walks into his dimly lit garage and hands me a quite large box with a picture of a handy toolkit on it with all the basics. I was impressed. He says "Take it into the light." I do, and I see this:

The Pink Toolbox™

This week: Rebecca Black's new song – My Moment

Are you ready for Aku's death camp?
50 pushups
50 towel squats (these are harder than they sound, if done properly)
50 Kettlebell swings (two armed)
25 Kettlebell Clean and press (each side)
25 Kettlebell Snatches (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) swings (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) swipes (each side)
25 Claymore (or macebell or sledgehammer) 10 to 2 (each side)
25 claymore thrusts (two handed exercise)
10 sets of 10 Sledgehammer tire whacks (each side)
500 foot tire flip
500 foot tire pull
500 foot tire tug

Target: 45 mins (if you are in really good shape, 30 mins)

I don't have a *real* macebell yet (N/A in Canada, and they are very expensive), I made one with an old bowling ball and a PVC pipe.

There have been some good times and some bad times, some close calls and some missed completely, but tonight marks the appearance of HoC Nite Flash #60. Hooray!

The video brought a tear to my eye.

*sniff*

That's the biggest mole I have ever seen

And it's heading for my lawn!

I took this photo from my front lawn this morning. You can see the opposite curb in the photo. The trench goes at least halfway across the road and it doesn't look like they are done.

Yes, I know there aren't that many i's in that world...but it's pretty much how I say it when I'm playing.

Sooooooo

Here is finally a quick vid I threw together to show you guys the crap I get on my side. For whatever it's worth, my internet has been upgraded to EXTREME....whoa, I know. Regardless, it's giving me 2 mbps upload and 16 mbps dl....which is plenty for Black Ops. (those are my tested numbers, not Shaw's promised ones) Read more

Best Buy loses a sign, Bluesfest stage collapses.... Finally Armageddon!

Is it just me or does "sit back, relax" sound ominous...