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HoC Random Picture of the Day – 08302011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 August 2011

There may be some masochism involved

The Moon. Solo play. Level 10.

What can I say. Graybush wasn't online yet.

HoC Zombie Mode Tip of the Day: New Grenades

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 August 2011

Recently we have spent a lot of time in the new Call of Duty BlackOps Rezurrection, The Moon map. Why shouldn't you benefit from our "educational" experience.

Gersch DeviceGersch Device

    Today we continue with our resident grenade expert Graybush:
  • There are two new grenade types: QED (Quantum Entanglement Device) and the Gersch Device
  • Both are tactical grenades that take up your secondary grenade slot - one will override the other similar to molotov cocktails overriding monkey bombs. A lesson that took a while for Graybush to learn.
  • The Gersch Device is large box like grenade which generates black holes. It takes a few seconds to activate similar to the Monkey Bomb. When activated it creates a singularity which sucks all nearby zombies into it. We have seen it pull zombies closer, then deactivate leaving the zombies not only alive but closer than when the grenade was tossed. Fair warning.
    Q.E.DQ.E.D
  • The QED grenade suits our play style. It's random. It does different things whenever you throw it. We have had it:
    • explode in a manner similar to the astronauts
    • drop a weapon (a Steyr Aug in our case)
    • teleport the player
    • do nothing (as far as we could tell)
    • apparently it has 23 different effects


Halloween Teaser

By Akuf - Posted on 29 August 2011

As most of you know Halloween is my favorite time of year for many reasons. The main being this is when women let loose and show their inner monster. Of course it is also the time of year when I let my artistic side come out.

Most of the materials are bought. Just need chicken wire and some sealant foam. I am starting later than usual (usually start making the costume April etc, but because of unforeseen circumstances, I could not start until last week. I hope I will finish it in time.

HoC Zombie Mode Tip of the Day: Grenades

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 August 2011

Recently we have spent a lot of time in the new Call of Duty BlackOps Rezurrection, The Moon map. Why shouldn't you benefit from our "educational" experience.

    Today our resident grenade expert Graybush has these tips:
  • Grenades fly differently in low gravity, throw low and carefully
  • Practice, practice, practice
  • Don't throw grenades in the initial spawn room on the Moon. They shatter the windows and the area will no longer hold atmosphere. Important for later on.


A Comedy of Errors

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 August 2011

Graybush and Blackwalt go to the Moon. High jinks ensue.

It was an entertaining night for Graybush and me. Once again in Zombie mode testing out the new Moon map.

The way it started you think we would have known to give up for the night.

It's-a Mario!

By Q-Bert - Posted on 28 August 2011

Toggle Switches

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 August 2011

If I have to ask a stupid question, you're the guys to ask

Rolly's play structure is finished and he has designated it a spaceship.

So I am in the process of building his spaceship a control panel and I am looking for toggle switches. Everyone who sells new is fairly expensive per unit.

I figured if anyone had a stash of these in their basement it would be you guys.

So if anyone has any toggle switches (or any other kind of cool surplus electronics) please let me know.

Rolly thanks you.

HoC Random Picture of the Day – 08272011

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 August 2011

It's nice to be ready.

I still like the Emergency Zombie Defense Station but this one is good too.

Via the Chive.

Improving at Rezurrection

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 August 2011

Level 14 is the new HoC high

Of course, we were back to just Graybush and I. As much as I want to say this is how it should be, I have to admit I have gotten used to the extra meat shields.

There may have been some casualties along the way...

This explains it!

By Akuf - Posted on 26 August 2011

This probably explains why I am so popular with the ladies:

Neanderthal sex boost to immunity

Black Friday: Karaoke

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 August 2011

This week: Karaoke

This is true for some of us more than others. You know who I am.

Via 9GAG.

Jedi Kittens

By Akuf - Posted on 25 August 2011

Great...

By Akuf - Posted on 25 August 2011

Now the Freaking Nerds are invading my Territory.
Though, I think it will be fun to check it out.

Ottawa BarCraft is on!
Clock Tower Brew Pub
575 Bank St.
Ottawa, ON

http://www.reddit.com/r/ottawa/comments/jllfb/ottawa_barcraft/

Facebook event text and link:
https://www.facebook.com/event.php?eid=140009289421256

Come watch the Major League Gaming finals taking place in Raleigh, NC with a bunch of fellow StarCraft fans. If all goes well we'll definitely make this a regular thing. Show up and be one of the few who will be able to say they were there when it all started!

We'll be watching at the Clocktower Brew Pub on Bank St. I'll be there from noon to 9PM, so drop by anytime and support your local BarCraft! The tournament schedule still isn't set, but based on the MLG Anaheim schedule, the Semifinals should start at Noon, and the Finals should start around 4PM. This thread will be updated with accurate times when they're available.

I've reserved the large basement room for us so we'll have the use of the large projector down there - there will be no squinting at small screens to see the supply.


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I was going to do something really cool this week.

By Coxxorz - Posted on 24 August 2011

-00-00

But you know... zombies.

Hacker Module for the Moon map in Rezurrection.

By SeanmcR6 - Posted on 24 August 2011

Hey-yo....

Found this little extra gem while tooling around the Moon map by myself. It's a hacker module.

Untitled from Sean McLennan on Vimeo. Read more

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