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Why didn't we think of this?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 October 2010

Probably because we were too busy fending off a Zombie Attack!

Zombie Reports dot com

That's all that needs to be said.

Not to Ruin...

By Akuf - Posted on 29 October 2010

...anyone's parade but, as you can see by the expression on Revek's face it's been a while since he has been in this position. And swag it is only a costume please don't electrocute yourself!

I'm ready for the wedding!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 29 October 2010

Just saying

So I made sure to have a copy of Fable III ready just so that I would be able to attend the wedding.

I know I missed Stormblade's first wedding (totally his fault) and he did this revenge "I can't make your wedding" thing to Guba and I (also totally his fault) but this time, this time, I'm there for you buddy!

I even played a little last night just so that I would be familiar enough to find my way around. The first Fable game ever inside my Xbox. Within two minutes I was even in a co-op game with Moricerevek.

And he gave me a wedding ring.

Swag Presents: Fall HoC Invasion LAN party at Hardwood's!*

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 October 2010

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Been itching to have a true HoC LAN party where we take 8 hours to set up/eat and only actually play for 2 hours? Want to know what it would be like to play games in Barrhaven at Hardwood's new place?

Then show up at Hardwood's on Saturday November the 13th around 2pm with all your gear! You all know the drill.

Games are NOT up for debate. CoD: Black ops (Zombie Mode?) is the contender.

*Brought to you by Farmboy (who will provide snacks such as Tortilla chips, -popcorn, pies, etc) and the Ottawa Citizen (which will provide...uh...that day's paper)!

Edit: Changed date to Saturday the 13th, as a Sunday would be best for Swag.

Yes, this is a real thing.

By Coxxorz - Posted on 28 October 2010

That's right: RetarDEAD, from the makers of Monsturd. And I fully expect to see this on the big screen at Hardwood's LAN party.

University Courses about Zombies?

By Akuf - Posted on 28 October 2010

I can see all of you lining up to take this course

http://www.ubalt.edu/news/index.cfm?id=1295

Halo Zombies!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 27 October 2010

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It still amazes me that after all this time, nobody has thought to try out the "Survival" mode in Halo Reach.
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Zombie Shopping Anyone?

By Ice - Posted on 27 October 2010

It appears that the Zombie apocalypse has spread. I am not sure if HerdofCats was case 1 or not, but one of the lates sites infested with Zombies is Sears.

Seems to have something for everyBODY. I think I'll order some accessories for the living, maybe a "Brains Be Gone" , for some of you more advanced Zombie killers out there.

I want to know if Blackwalt has became the webdesigner for Sears? If thats the case you might want to sell any Sears shares.

They had me at Zombies, but still...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 October 2010

Push-Start: More zombie details for the Call of Duty Black Ops collectors editions



    “Listen to Tank Dempsey and his band of zombie exterminators rattle off their killer one-liners in Nacht and Verrückt (you may recall, they didn’t debut until Shi No Numa). Pop open the Mystery Box for a plethora of – wait for it – some of the deadliest weapons that Black Ops has to offer! You read that right – AK-74u’s, M-16’s, RPK’s, Spas shotties – and those are just the tip of the iceberg. Now you can roam the asylum, swamp, and factory and fend off the hordes with some serious firepower. Need a little more oomph in the later rounds on Der Riese? Activate the Pack A Punch machine and upgrade your Black Ops weapons into some of the most devastating weapons the Call of Duty franchise has ever produced.”

Via N4G.

An empty threat, my distant acquaintance, an empty threat

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 October 2010

Besides it's after midnight, so technically it's not my Wedding Anniversary any more.




Seventh btw.

Fable III staff demonstrate how online marriages work

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 October 2010

Despite all our Public Service Announcements here and here Lionhead Studios has produced a video demonstrating how online in-game marriages between players work.

I don't know about you but, frankly, I don't even want Stormblade or Moricerevek to reproduce virtually. With apologizes to the already existing Stormblade Jr. I was too late to help you. Stormblade kept you a secret from the world until you were already among us.

Some messes I can't even convince Aku to clean up. Video after the break.

Operation Help Blackwalt Get An iPad

By Coxxorz - Posted on 25 October 2010


I was just deleting some typical Blackwalt whining emails, when it occurred to me that we haven't done this in a while.

Call of Duty: Black Ops: Coxxorzed

By Coxxorz - Posted on 25 October 2010

There's not much going on with this game, but there is something. And besides, someone needed to break up the browser-crushing flood of Youtube posts before it got out of hand.

There is a "A Chance In Hell"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 October 2010

The Nazis really did make Zombies!

Official Synopsis:

    During WWII, a Nazi scientist experiments to create the ‘ultimate warrior' for the Fuhrer but all efforts are in vain. With the American soldiers closing in, the doctor performs one last experiment on a concentration camp child, unleashing a creature straight from Hell.

Via io9.

Fully Justifiable

By Blackwalt - Posted on 25 October 2010

Not that Zombie carnage has to be justifiable, but it's cleaner that way.

From the Whiteboard, a somewhat paintball-related webcomic by "Doc" Nickel.

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