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The Cause of it all

By Blackwalt - Posted on 26 November 2010

Did I mention?

In my Basement Leak follow up story I mentioned that a drainage pipe had been clogged. But I didn't say by what.

A massive bee. Yes a bee. I am no entomologist but the bug had stripes along it's thorax which says bee as far as I am concerned. My blackberry holster is in the photo for scale.

It was big and I wholeheartedly agree with Rolly's "yuck."

Wow...

By Akuf - Posted on 25 November 2010

She has the best form I have seen in a long time!

LOLz **NSFW** Language

By Akuf - Posted on 25 November 2010

If Stormblade and Revek worked out I think this is what you would hear...

I think I have had this conversation on a few occasions...

Wow...0_0

By Akuf - Posted on 24 November 2010

And I thought you guys were bad O_O

Time to report racists!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 24 November 2010

-00-00

Everyone needs to do their part in keeping the internets clean by reporting inappropriate playercards and symbols in Call of Duty: African American Ops.
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Blackwalt Basement Update

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 November 2010

And Guba's too as I am constantly reminded

So Saturday left us in a state of mystery with us not knowing the source of the basement leak.

Led by Guba on Sunday morning Blackwalt went intrepidly into his (our) basement to attempt to track down the source of the HoC Amazon Trickle.

And we did...

The pipes may be calling: but they sure aren't connected.The pipes may be calling: but they sure aren't connected.

Black Ops: using a swastika is a banning offence

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 November 2010

Like it should be

Stephen Toulouse is the Director of Policy and Enforcement for Xbox LIVE. He recently caused some controversy when he was asked by one of his Twitter followers if they could use a Swastika image on their Call of Duty Black Ops playercard.

    “Hey, I’m not a genocidal hater of Jews but I really love the design of the swastika because its actually used by numerous religions, can I use it as my Call Of Duty: Black Ops logo?

Not exactly sure how you can appreciate the design of the swastika without being a genocidal hater of Jews but Toulouse took it as a legitimate question.

He provided a legitimate answer, “no, of course you can’t, we’ll ban you.”

For the Francophones

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 23 November 2010

Bought a pack of imported Ramen type noodles. Instructions on the back say:

Mix noodles with seasoning and stir well.

Les nouilles de mélange avec les épices et l'agitation bien.

Now, if they had at least used google translate, they would have gotten:

Mélanger les nouilles avec l'assaisonnement et bien mélanger.

Although, mélanger twice is a bit redundant, so they should have used remuez.

Stay Connected: a system that believes in itself

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 November 2010

Until it doesn't



So Guba bought a new coat – she had some time to shop for herself so she took it. And brought back a new coat. It's a nice coat but that's not the story here.

It's buttons are attached with an advanced new system called STAY CONNECTED®.

It's even registered.

Does not bode well for today's LAN

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 November 2010

At least as far as my attendance goes

That's not so badThat's not so bad

What is it about me and disasters on LAN days? Although it was my car last time.

It looks like it only a small leak.

Reminder for tomorrow

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 November 2010

Just in case

And Call of Duty Black Ops btw...

HoC Night!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 17 November 2010

-00-00



So finally, we have a Flash rebuttal from Karloff and his evil spawn.
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Message to Q-Bert

By Blackwalt - Posted on 17 November 2010

Hi!

Best PSA Ever!!!!!!!

By Akuf - Posted on 17 November 2010

It is unfortunate that they are all butter faces and unattractive.....
My favorite parts: 0:37, 0:51, 1:08

Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie Theme song now available

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 November 2010

Now you too can learn to appreciate it

The Zombie theme song from the Main Menu of Call of Duty Black Ops Zombie Mode is now available for "free" download.

Grab it here.

So it's a little creepy. Download it anyway.

Via N4G.

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