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Now we are getting to the important Black Ops coverage

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 November 2010

Thanks Game Prestige!

Game Prestige: 10 Quick Tips to Help you Become a Better Player in Zombies

    9. If someone is doing better than you – play to their strengths, do what they tell you to do, by all means follow them, but don’t get in their way, especially if they’re clearing out zombies, believe it or not, they need the points to help use traps and buy the quick revive ability, because if they’re doing better than you, they’re gonna have to revive you at some point.

Wait. What could they possibly mean by "they’re gonna have to revive you at some point?"

Via N4G.

Turn your Xbox 360 controller into a Borg

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 November 2010

Cause, you know, why not?

My first thought was "why?" followed immediately by "hey, a Borg controller! That would be pretty cool," so who knows what could happen.

    The Avenger is an external adapter that houses the existing XBOX 360® controller to enhance gameplay. This accessory tightly grips the controller’s exterior surface, providing an immersive gaming experience through an intuitive user-interface. The adapter transforms the XBOX 360 controller to enhance the gamer’s manual dexterity and situational awareness by improving accuracy and reaction-time.

More information on this controller is available on the Avenger's home page.

HoC Random Picture of the Day – 11132010

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 November 2010

Grendel and Ice play Kinect

This was just as entertaining to watch as you would think.

That is a smile on Grendel's face – I've never seen it before either.

And yes, they really are playing Kinect, not dancing to polka music. Harmonic's Dance Central is for later...

How to pet a kitty

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 November 2010

By the Oatmeal

With Half-pint there was no "can also mean." It was only a matter of how long you could rub his belly before you became an unwilling blood donor.

Best... Wheel of Fortune.... Ever....

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 12 November 2010

I want to be a host too. Did the others ever get a chance to spin?

A concerned message from Coxxorz

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 November 2010

This may have been related to Graybush and I playing Black Ops Zombie Mode last night (yes, together) but who really knows for sure. It was Coxxorz.

Not Makeup Zombies Coxxorz, just one step in a rebuilding process

Akuphobia

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 November 2010




One of my readers sent in this idea. Okay, fine, my only reader. Now shut it.

Skyline Review

By Akuf - Posted on 12 November 2010

It's confirmed this is definitely another Revek movie.

My review of the movie Skyline:  I think getting impaled by a red hot fire poker followed by having both my eyes scooped out and getting skull fucked in the eye sockets by a giant gorilla would be a much more enjoyable experience! 

2010 Zombie Safe House Competition

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 November 2010

Good to see someone taking the upcoming Zombie Apocalypse seriously

They even have competition rules.

    Program Issues to Address:
  1. How many people can you fit in your safe house?
  2. How are you handling power, potable water, and waste?
  3. How are you handling access to your safe house?
  4. How many days do you plan to stay in your safe house, and how much food and water are you providing?
  5. How will you escape in the event of a zombie intrusion?
  6. How will you keep zombies out of your safe house?


The restraining order says 93 feet buddy!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 November 2010

That's too close... Back away...

It's the Tickle Trunk!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 November 2010

Graybush is about to blow 240 MS point on his Xbox Live Avatar

I might too. Even Stormblade.

Because it's the ultimate Virtual Avatar add on complete with Teddy Bear.

This is particularly appropriate for Graybush as the Teddy Bear taunts your Avatar – something he is intimately familiar with.

Other Call of Duty Black Ops items are also available but nothing tops the Tickle Trunk.

Letter to Graybush from Blackwalt

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 November 2010

He was getting clingy


New Junk Food Diet

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 10 November 2010

I love the internet. Really, I do. Where else can you get more information as quickly. A book? What is that? Television? Maybe. But you have to invest too much time. Telepathy? Yech. The thought of actually spending 5 minute in Acku's mind sends chills up and down my spine. Not the good kind. And Q-Bert or Stormblade's mind? Forget about it. Be like taking a walk down Sadomasochist row. Blackwalt? Too much echo. Read more

You guessed it

By Coxxorz - Posted on 10 November 2010

-00-00

So now that everyone has had a chance to buy it since the Monday midnight launch, how about some Call of Duty: Black Eye?
Read more

Chample?

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 10 November 2010

I had supper last night with Q-Bert, and we got onto the subject of my brain (yes, I do have one), the tremors in my hands and my diminishing capacity to maintain a coerrant conversation without loosing track of the words that I am trying to say.

Today, while typing at my keyboard, I was trying to write "PropertyChanged", and wound up typing "PropertyChample". I looked at the keyboard, and the messed up letters are nowhere near the ones that I was supposed to write. What does this mean?

All Explained: Super Chample All Stars –editor.

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