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Game site lets you pay to play with girls.

By Swag - Posted on 23 March 2010

Thought that I would get this out of the way, before Aku did.

Yes that's right, the soon to be launched site GameCrush lets you pay for the opportunity to play online with girls. Gaming prostitution, if you will.

And no, I would never do this. I already know some girls who play video games anyway (not just you guys).

Dress like your Avatar!

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 March 2010

Okay fine, more particularly, like my avatar.

Since you are all such dedicated readers (and contributors) to HerdofCats I am sure you all remember my sudden breakthrough with Xbox Live Marketplace and my impulse purchase of a Zombie Lover t-shirt.

After buying one for my Live Avatar I realized that I wanted one for myself.

2009 Pintsie Video of the Year Award

By Blackwalt - Posted on 22 March 2010

What? It's not like you care...


** NSFW ** Extreme Language


Winner: Wow Sony out did themselves this time

The Onion News Network's take on, well, any piece of hardware Sony releases... posted by Akuf

Congratulations on your 2009 Pintsie Award for Video of the year.

I don't know

By Akuf - Posted on 21 March 2010

But for some reason I thought this:

http://www.reasonablyclever.com/mm2/mini2.swf

Was appropriate for this site.

Zombieland movie review

By Coxxorz - Posted on 21 March 2010



Since nobody else has bothered to post a followup to this old topic, let me be the first.

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Psychic Drawing

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 20 March 2010

This is the funniest thing I have seen in a while. Tears were rolling down my face. This psychic is supposed to draw a portrait of the "inner person" of the person she is "viewing". I wonder what she would have drawn is she had Aku in front of her.

If it were Stormblade, the page would have been blank.

Memorable quote: "I think my nose is a little long there."

The Matrix..... Swallow the damn PILL!!

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 20 March 2010

Ever wonder what the Matrix would have been like if Neo had trouble swallowing the pill?

Graybush. Required reading.

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 March 2010

No. They're not magic...


???????

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 19 March 2010

I have no other word to describe this other than ???????

[Edit] I moved the break to put the video on the detail page so that it does not auto play eveyrtime the main page is displayed.

Move Your Car - DJO

Somehow, the randomness of the dialogue sort of fits this site.

Sort of...

Official HoC $129 week: Day Five

By Blackwalt - Posted on 19 March 2010

Still holding out your $129?

We started the week with an Xbox 360 item and that's how we'll end the week.

With Two Xbox 360 games!

For $129 buy two recent release, AAA, Xbox 360 titles:

  1. Battlefield Bad Company 2 for $69.99
  2. Mass Effect 2 for $59.99


Assuming your Xbox 360 console still works and has some life left in it, there isn't much better gaming time available right now than Mass Effect 2 and Battlefield Bad Company 2. Yours for only $129.98 plus applicable taxes.


Revek's Joke of the Day

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 19 March 2010

Where does a peacock go when it looses it's tail?

Finally, Perfect Dark for XLBA is out!

By Swag - Posted on 18 March 2010

Must....not....buy.....

Yes that's right, for only 10$ you can own one of the best games ever made! It features a solid 17 mission campaign coupled with an extremely customizable multiplayer system. Not to mention that you can play the campaign Co-operatively and even Counter-operatively.

But since there are no zombies I don't hold any hope that anyone on here will get it....oh well.

This would be really cool...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2010

...if my bathroom didn't already look like this

On a unrelated note, Guba has been smiling all week and I haven't seen Stormblade for a while...

You can purchase your own fake bloody mat if you like or I am sure some arrangement can be made with Guba. Particularly if you are trying to get rid of any unwelcome house guests. Just saying, Moricerevek, just saying.

Official HoC $129 week: Day Four

By Blackwalt - Posted on 18 March 2010

Just what else can we spend $129.99 on?

Well here's what we have for you today!

Olympic Memories

Yes, with the 2010 Vancouver Winter Olympics over you can take this opportunity to spend $129 on a memento to keep your most important Olympic memories with you... forever.


Happy St. Patrick's Day

By Coxxorz - Posted on 17 March 2010

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On the off chance you're not stone drunk by 9 p.m., join us online!
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