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Law Abiding Engineer

By Q-Bert - Posted on 02 April 2010

They put some serious skills into this...

Anti-April Fool's Joke -- Someone really did make a chiptune out of Dark Side of the Moon

By Stavr0 - Posted on 01 April 2010

Zombie Killers Extraordinaire

By Blackwalt - Posted on 01 April 2010

A story in pictures

So I last spoke about "Blowing past our previous record of Level 27 right up to our new record of Level 28!" with a stellar improvement of one entire level. And frankly we were pretty pleased. Getting to that level 28 took a while.

And we also spoke about how we needed Coxxorz to get us past level 28.

Turns out we were wrong. He was just holding us back

Just Cause 2 Diaries: Day 1

By Blackwalt - Posted on 31 March 2010

Just Cause

This isn't my first day with Just Cause 2, it's just the first day I chose to write something about it.

Let's just get this out of the way first to keep Swag from complaining.

There! You happy? It gets dinged for no multi-player. It gets bonuses for massive open world where you can blow anything up, drive anything, fly anywhere. If you see it, you can go to it. And then blow it up. Awesome.

HoC Night: Zombies?

By Coxxorz - Posted on 31 March 2010

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No, I'm not getting addicted to Call of Duty: World at War and turning to the Dark Side...
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Catwalk of Hope and Love it ain't

By Stormblade - Posted on 31 March 2010

Having hit level 28 on Der Riese and feeling kinda been there, done that about it, Blackwalt, Graybush and I decided it was time to master Shi No Numa, or as it is more affectionately known, the Zombie Swamp.

Now, we've never had much luck here, since it is far more wide open than the other maps and we've not managed to find a spot to hold a line of defence for any period of time. By our calculations, level 15 was our PB before last night.

Herd of Cats' Xbox 360 picture of the day – 03302010

By Blackwalt - Posted on 30 March 2010

Hey, who shot up my ride?

I can not tell a lie. It was me. Technically, I shot it up. And I was probably lying about that "can not tell a lie" part.

While not quite as impressive as my Saints Row 2 landing it wasn't easy navigating between all those pillars and trees.

Missing Downloadable Content = You suck

By Stormblade - Posted on 30 March 2010

I was a little bored last night and decided to play a little XBox. Unusual, I know. No one was online, so I looked over my collection (which depresses me since I have upwards of 60 titles now) to see what I would like to play. I have been playing Borderlands a lot, but I am at a point where it is really no fun single player. Read more

Tomorrow is the Big day

By Akuf - Posted on 29 March 2010

I will be performing live at Yuk Yuk's

I think Revek, Fungster and QBert will be there.

Just a quick FYI also a lot of my Model and Fitness friends will be there as well.

Would be cool if all of HoC would show up because I will add the HoC script to the Act.
CORRECTION!!!!!!
Doors Open: 7:30 -
Show Starts: 8:00

Price is $5.

Cooking With Revek - Sheperd's Pie

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 28 March 2010

While researching for a variation recipe of Shepard's Pie, I came accross a video explaining the origins of this classic, Irish dish.

Who knew. Guisness in shepards pie to make it extra creamy.

Level 28: all in agreement this time

By Blackwalt - Posted on 28 March 2010

New HoC record for Call of Duty WaW Zombie Mode!

So after I finally convinced Q-Bert to leave last night (Saturday) I took a quick peek to see who was online. I saw Graybush and Stormblade online in Call of Duty World at War cooperative mode. Zombies. Go figure.

So I sent them a Live message saying that I might be on later.

I immediately got this missive from Stormblade:

    Subject: Where the hell are you??
      ZOMBIES!!!!

      Graybush and I are losing.

Wow. I just couldn't wait to join them and lose. Couldn't wait...

Happy Caturday.

By Stavr0 - Posted on 27 March 2010

Trail•er [trey-ler]

By Blackwalt - Posted on 27 March 2010

Who knew?

From dictionary.com:

  • a short promotional film composed of clips showing highlights of a movie due for release in the near future

And from wikipedia:

  • Trailers or previews are film advertisements for feature films that will be exhibited in the future at a cinema, on whose screen they are shown. The term "trailer" comes from their having originally been shown at the end of a feature film screening.
  • Trailers consist of a series of selected shots from the film being advertised. Since the purpose of the trailer is to attract an audience to the film, these excerpts are usually drawn from the most exciting, funny, or otherwise noteworthy parts of the film but in abbreviated form and usually without producing spoilers.

Photoshop this image

By Q-Bert - Posted on 26 March 2010

Photoshop this image

Apparently, you guys have nothing better to do than Photoshop stuff, so here is my monthly Photoshop challenge.

The Mind Of Q-Bert

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 26 March 2010

After observing Coxxorz illustration of where the word Trailer figured in the trailer of a previously posted video clip that Q-Bert was not able to see without our assistance, I had a moment of insight into the how the mind of Q-Bert perceives reality.


Observe if you will. Bellow, we have what most normal people would see when presented with the original video link:
And then there is what Q-Bert sees...

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