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I guess that's christmas taken care of

By Blackwalt - Posted on 16 August 2009

It's nice to get your shopping done early

Zombies no match for Ottawa scholars

By Coxxorz - Posted on 15 August 2009

The Ottawa Citizen finally ran a story with journalistic integrity befitting a big city daily:

Several Ottawa mathematicians have been picking their large, delectable brains over whether humankind could survive a zombie apocalypse.

Their conclusion? Read more

Now this, this is a Prestige Edition add in

By Blackwalt - Posted on 15 August 2009

Although shipping may be a problem

Spotted on Kotaku and the original posting on Twitter.

Procrastination wins again

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 August 2009

And you all suck

Although technically that should be "we all suck" as I haven't done anything either.

You all remember It's been two long years (almost)...? Yes, the homework.

Well, one person did respond by answering everything in my list. My list was meant to give ideas to people. Not to be a questionnaire but at least he responded.

Pick a couple of ideas and use them as a theme.

There's still time!!!!

It's just past 10 PM now and the 14th isn't until tomorrow.

As I said, I haven't done anything either so in the next two hours I am going to bear down and play Xbox. It's tough but...

I'll wing something off tomorrow if I have five minutes to spare.

Anyone else have these problems?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 13 August 2009

Not this again...Not this again...So it's a smidge long

In a conversation with our new vets office, scheduling an appointment for next Monday (it's Thursday today).

"Do you mind dropping off his medical files so the Vet can read them before the appointment?"

Oh, come on, it's only 48 pages of small type. How many days do you need?

"Are you sure that's going to be enough time?" (me asking)

"Oh yes, the Vet is working on Saturday."

HoC Nite tonight? Tomorrow? Who knows!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 12 August 2009

-00-00

So Snuffy D comes by my desk and alludes to being interested in playing. Some game. Some night. Something that he has the map pack for. Not the firmest of commitments.

Then Blackwalt emails me from god knows where, hinting that he wants to play Vegas, and Thursday is a babysitter night.

Not sure what all this means, so to hell with all the innuendo and doublespeak – I'm calling it: HoC night TONIGHT, you spineless waffle-eaters!!!

CoD4 FTW.

Something to drink while you read?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 August 2009

HBO has you covered

Just in case you are thirsty while you are reading Death Trooper the HBO store has you covered.

Order your Tru Blood Beverage - 4 Pack direct from the HBO store. Be sure to order in advance of the September 8th ship date. You wouldn't want to get it late.

    • Meticulously crafted, the Tru Blood Drink is an exact replica of the bottle design as seen on True Blood. The 14oz glass Tru Blood bottle is stained in a rich red, with raised Tru Blood English lettering and matching Japanese Kanji.
    • This blood orange flavored soda is slightly tart, lightly sweet and subtly carbonated. Designed to taste great while matching the appearance of Bill’s favorite drink, the drink pours like a regular soda, but with the standing appearance in a glass is stormy and mysterious.

And no, I am not making this up either.

Herd of Cats' picture of the day – 08112009

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 August 2009

Rolly seems a little worried about daddy looking after him for the day.

Don't know what he is ready for: but make no mistake, he is readyDon't know what he is ready for: but make no mistake, he is ready

He calls this his armour and yes that is his favourite hammer lying by his foot. I cropped his backup weapon (the ladle) out of the photo.

Dating in the 2040's

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 11 August 2009

How much longer

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 10 August 2009

Do I have to stare at last month's Half-Pint's Picks?

Screw Fido

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 August 2009

This is a Zombie story

DEATH TROOPERS

    When the Imperial prison barge Purge–temporary home to five hundred of the galaxy’s most ruthless killers, rebels, scoundrels, and thieves–breaks down in a distant, uninhabited part of space, its only hope appears to lie with a Star Destroyer found drifting, derelict, and seemingly abandoned. But when a boarding party from the Purge is sent to scavenge for parts, only half of them come back–bringing with them a horrific disease so lethal that within hours nearly all aboard the Purge die in ways too hideous to imagine.

And death is only the beginning.

The Purge’s half-dozen survivors–two teenage brothers, a sadistic captain of the guards, a couple of rogue smugglers, and the chief medical officer, the lone woman on board–will do whatever it takes to stay alive. But nothing can prepare them for what lies waiting aboard the Star Destroyer amid its vast creaking emptiness that isn’t really empty at all. For the dead are rising: soulless, unstoppable, and unspeakably hungry.

Sadly only available to read at this point (released Oct 13). Can't wait for the movie version.

(Until you clicked on the link, you thought I was making this up, didn't you?)

Fido

By MauriceRevek - Posted on 09 August 2009

While I was feeling a bit under the weather this weekend, I thought I would just lie back and watch some TV. While channel surfing, I came across this innocuous title.

"Fido" Read more

HoC vs. the Zombies

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 August 2009

The Zombies win! The Zombies win!

It was never really in doubt.

So Treyarch has done it again and made a fourth Zombie mode that is distinctly different from the previous three. And just like in the previous three, we suck at it.

I was too...

By Akuf - Posted on 06 August 2009

...Bloody lazy to take a pic an upload it
I have no idea if it has anything to do with this

But the HoC on Live link disaplays this:

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