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"You're not adequate"

By Blackwalt - Posted on 14 July 2009

Blackwalt gets told by son

Okay, so this sounds bad but you have to put in context.

We had a long Sunday and Blackwalt had put in substantial parenting efforts for both his son and Stormblade's. By the end of the afternoon I was pretty much done in.

Later that evening Guba tried to get some praise for daddy. Massive fail btw. We were both sitting with Rolly reading him bedtime stories.

    Guba: "Was Daddy a great daddy today?"

    Rolly: "..."

    Guba: "Was Daddy a good daddy today?"

    Rolly: "..."

    Guba: "Was Daddy a barely adequate daddy today?"

Herd of Cats' picture of the day – 07122009

By Blackwalt - Posted on 12 July 2009

Rolly's make your own Indiana Jones adventure

Indy's Hat and Whip face off against fire, Aztec pyramids, piranha and bugs.

Later on he added pirates!

Created with the The Learning Company's Kid Pix Studio Deluxe.

The Girl At The Video Game Store

By Blackwalt - Posted on 11 July 2009

Tribute where tribute is due

Yes, that's Olivia Munn. The video and song were created as part of the celebrations for G4's 1000th Attack of the Show. She was also just on the cover of Playboy but she didn't show anything important. Which is unusual for Playboy. Don't ask how I know.

It wasn't me!!

By Akuf - Posted on 10 July 2009

Ice and his Rye

By Blackwalt - Posted on 10 July 2009

The story of a well sealed bottle

So once again this year we had our annual cottage weekend. The Not the May 24 weekend. And it went well. Thanks for asking. No you weren't invited.

So Ice arrived early as usual, very lucky to have not been pulled over. He entered the cottage with bed sheets and a towel reeking to high heaven of Rye. Canadian whiskey that is. Specifically Forty Creek which is the good stuff. Read more

It's THURSDAY!!!!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 09 July 2009

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I was going to post a massive missive to get all you mopes to download Battlefield 1943 for tonight, but it seems there have been some snags... Read more

5 Brilliant, Innovative Handgun Designs...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 09 July 2009

...That Performed As They Were Supposed To, But Sucked Anyway

Thanks to Hell in a Handbasket.

I enjoyed reading about the different fiascos. The gun pictured here is a LeMat Revolver. It's a revolver wrapped around a shotgun. A revolver wrapped around a shotgun!

HoC "Draw your own damn logo" entries page created

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 July 2009

Happy now?

Yeah, I know you're not...

A page of all the HoC logo entries that I could find is now available.

Herd of Cats' Xbox 360 picture of the day – 07082009

By Blackwalt - Posted on 08 July 2009

My Xbox seems confused...

Xbox Dashboard: "Would you like to see your friends list or your gaming invite from Greybush?"

Blackwalt: "Both please."

Xbox Dashboard: "Well okay, here goes..."

I've been staring at this for hours

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 July 2009

and I still can't figure it out

Maybe you guys can help.

Gearfuse's link: How To Keep A Pervert Busy

Well. You know. Why not?

By Blackwalt - Posted on 07 July 2009

Yes, it's a USB powered Chainsaw

I'm thinking the woodchips and sawdust might bother my laptop not to mention the hit on my laptop battery life.

But still, I'm tempted. I am sure Coxxorz has his on pre-order already.

Maybe I can combine this with my GoW Lancer?

The i.Saw - The World's First USB-powered Chainsaw.

Note from Coxxorz

By Blackwalt - Posted on 05 July 2009

His internet provider seems to be on fire

I received this email from him last night at 3:45 AM.

    Played some CoD4 with Graybush/Hardwood.

    Went back to CodWaW for some double-points goodness after they logged off, until I got disconnected. No internet at all. Cracked open my USB modem, called Magma for dialup number. Internet slow. ISP site offline. Apparently fire at their headquarters in TO.

    How do I know? Forum posts on DSLreports indicate:

Disaster Piece Theatre III

By Akuf - Posted on 04 July 2009

A couple of weeks ago I was weed whacking my backyard when my neighbour decided to be funny and scare the crap out of me. So I weed whacked half my right leg off. Afterwards after a lot of pressure from both Malibu girl and Chinup girl I went to go get it checked. On the way to the college square clinic I ran into an old girlfriend of mine and we started talking about old times. I told her about my weed whacking incident and she said "Still good old walking accident aren't you?". She asked if she could come visit and I said whenever you want. Read more

The REAL Coxxorz' Bargain Corner

By Coxxorz - Posted on 03 July 2009


Okay, apparently it's opposite day. Not only does Blackwalt now post hot deals under my name, he also out-Coxxorzed Coxxorz today at Future Shop.

I had an online order from the Canada Day sale to be picked at FS, thinking I did all right getting 10% off a $70 Apple accessory ($7 savings). At the store, Blackwalt suggested I use the $10 off a $50 purchase coupon that Snuffy D alerted us to earlier this week.

Coxxorz's Bargain Corner

By Blackwalt - Posted on 03 July 2009

Yes, I know, but...

Technically he was with me when I (we) discovered this.

Red Faction: Guerrilla (Xbox 360) is on sale at EBGames for $10 off. $59.99. Sale should last from July 3rd to July 9th. Just in case you were planning on buying a copy anyway.

The PS3 version drops to the sale price of $59.99 next week.

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