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Old school, schmold school...

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 June 2008

-00-00

Time for something new school


So beg, borrow, buy or steal yourself a copy of Codemaster's newest racer GRID for this Wednesday's HoC Sega Night.

    Grid captures the soul of the track like none other. The crashes are insane, the races are intense, the cars are coated with style and the overall presentation is just plain sexy.

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All this for crabs?

By Stormblade - Posted on 23 June 2008

Face terrible odds!! Freezing cold seas!! Titanic waves and near certain death!!

To fish for crabs. Read more

Great news about Call of Duty 5

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 June 2008

Woo Hoo!!! 4-player Online Co-op

Shacknews lights up my heart with the news that Call of Duty 5 will Support 4-player Online Co-op.

This means hours of awesome co-op play for me, Coxxorz, Stormblade, and some other random Xbox Live player.

Can't wait until this fall (estimated release date is November 2008).

Taking the site back to, you know, gaming

By Blackwalt - Posted on 23 June 2008

More on Left 4 Dead

Kotaku.com has more information on Left 4 Dead directly from Gabe Newell.

Will 13 look good in La Sainte-Flanelle?

By Stormblade - Posted on 23 June 2008

What would Billy Boucher think? It's been 83 years since the no. 13 has been worn by a member of Les Glorieux. And by a Swede? By the ex-Captain of the Laffs? It's not like the treachery hasn't happened before. Frank Mahovlich did it (albeit separated by a brief stint in Detroit). Even Dougie did it. Why not Mats? Read more

I LOST MY VIRGINITY!!!!!!

By Akuf - Posted on 21 June 2008

In GTA4.

Though I found quite amusing that you heard the oh yeah's and the way the controller vibrated.

Hey Revek have you Lost Yours?

I mean in GTA4 because we all know......oh nevermind

New ad for the MacBook Air

By Stavr0 - Posted on 20 June 2008



Suck it, Mac fanboys ;-)

Oh what fun!

By Stormblade - Posted on 20 June 2008

So the Habs just added Alex Tanguay for a bag of pucks and the Leafs have given them permission to talk to Sundin. Wouldn't it be a hoot if we got another Leaf captain (see Frank Mahovlich) to help us on our way to yet another cup.

Troll mentioned topless women's volleyball. At least there will be something to entertain Leaf fans. Maybe they could do it between periods.

Sex Legends

By Akuf - Posted on 20 June 2008

I was number 27 with 783.

10. BILL WYMAN
CONQUESTS: 1,000-PLUS
In 1965 the Rolling Stones calculated that in a two-year period, Mick Jagger had mounted 30 different women, Keith Richards six, rhythm guitarist Brian Jones 130, drummer Charlie Watts none, and bassist Bill Wyman 278. “You used to have three or four a night sometimes,” Wyman said recently. “You’d spend a couple of hours with them and say bye. Then about half an hour later you’d say, ‘That one in the red dress.’”

9. EARVIN “MAGIC” JOHNSON
CONQUESTS: 1,000-PLUS Read more

Enema nurse monument

By Akuf - Posted on 20 June 2008

Though I would rather not experience an enema but I have to admit the nurses are doing it for me.

Time for an upgrade – #10188

By Blackwalt - Posted on 20 June 2008

Out with the old and broken

In with the new hotness.

While my original Lego Death Star was the perfect 40th birthday gift it is obvious I have to start saving my pennies for the newer diorama model. Includes 25 heroes, villains, droids and creatures!

Another reason to love Google

By Stormblade - Posted on 19 June 2008

Go to the Google homepage, type in 'French military victories' and click the 'I'm feeling lucky' button.

It's worth it.

Don't forget to play tonight!

By Coxxorz - Posted on 18 June 2008

In case you forgot, here's a gentle reminder to stop by EB Games or Blockbuster or Rogers Video tonight on your way home and pickup Return to Castle Wolfenstein for Xbox. It's one of the original great class-based co-op games with excellent balance and gameplay, and we could potentially come back to it frequently. Compatibility with the 360 has breathed new life into this classic FPS!

Did I mention it has Nazis?

See you online! Yawol!

The Canadian Military

By Stormblade - Posted on 18 June 2008

Defending freedom at home and abroad.

Just like the Greeks

By Stormblade - Posted on 18 June 2008

There is an old adage: "Beware Greeks bearing gifts."

I think it's appropriate in this case.

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